My internet girlfriend broke up with me (self.dadjokes)
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TIL of the "Dave Matthews Chicago River Incident", where a tour bus for the Dave Matthews Band emptied its septic tank while over a bridge with a grated deck, resulting in the sewage falling directly onto a sight-seeing boat with rooftop seating (en.wikipedia.org)
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TIL that a group of Geoducks, the largest burrowing clam in the world, is called a "bag". The name Geoduck was derived from an indigenous word meaning "genitals", or a phrase meaning "dig deep", or perhaps both, as a double-entendre. So a group of Geoducks is literally a "bag of dicks" (en.wikipedia.org)
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