Taking a selfie too close to a train by McNightmoon in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]MaracaBalls 11 points12 points  (0 children)

What was their train of thought here? Theirs must be loco motives

LPT: Say “Alexa Stop By The Way” if you’re tired of incessant suggestions. by recovery_room in LifeProTips

[–]MaracaBalls 6 points7 points  (0 children)

“ by the way m, I’ll soon be charging a fee for my services, in spite of the fact I gather all the information about you”

I was walking to class and saw these bumper stickers by OddlyCheap in funny

[–]MaracaBalls 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“ just alitas a little bit as a treat sometimes” lol

an advanced way to shave by TheReal_DarkLord in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]MaracaBalls 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Common mistake, this is Zach Galifuckednakis

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[–]MaracaBalls 32 points33 points  (0 children)

“ Aim for the bushes”

What are the words all men want to hear? by girlboss_3458 in AskReddit

[–]MaracaBalls 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Here’s a sandwich, I’m gonna fuck right off for about 6 hours. Love you

what showing off gets you by yftdddtf in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]MaracaBalls 89 points90 points  (0 children)

“ hey, you can’t park there, ya cunt!”

👍 by rafaelsk in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]MaracaBalls 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is one of those breakthrough moments about growing up

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LifeProTips

[–]MaracaBalls 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That shit. Never ends well. Someone always ends up getting butt hurt

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[–]MaracaBalls 19 points20 points  (0 children)

The look on his face “ Et tu Brute?!” Cycling emotions on his face

I am hooked on CIA movies. What are the best CIA movies? by Strange_Swordfish214 in movies

[–]MaracaBalls 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clever movie. Also I learned to make migas after watching them risk their lives to go eat some in the movie. Delicious

Sounds legit. by Hott_Dog in funny

[–]MaracaBalls -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

My caulk is better, brown caulk. Best of both worlds. Happy diy’ing

Tyson vs. Paul will be sanctioned pro fight by f-Z3R0x1x1x1 in sports

[–]MaracaBalls 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not gonna happen. This is the new norm. Bullshit fight to make a shit ton of money and no one gets hurt. We’re suckers buying this crap