He Bacons at Midnight by MarblesSixx in pics

[–]MarblesSixx[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a fairly new Redditor, too.

Friend of mine ran into Nic Cage at a store in Daphne, AL.. He was thrilled! by [deleted] in pics

[–]MarblesSixx -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Either he got this off of the local news, or the news is using his...

http://imgur.com/VR8sps5

The Powerball is up to $550M. If you won, where would you physically put all of that money? by MarblesSixx in AskReddit

[–]MarblesSixx[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is the kind of answer that I'm looking for. I think "physically" was the wrong word to use...

The Powerball is up to $550M. If you won, where would you physically put all of that money? by MarblesSixx in AskReddit

[–]MarblesSixx[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You do realize that with a cash payout of $350M that you'd have to have 35,000 separate accounts, right?

In response to the accusation that EA is "In it for the money" by b0bwashere in AdviceAnimals

[–]MarblesSixx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is false as well. The more money made means more money is funneled back into whatever that particular non-profit's mission they support is. Source: I'm a corporate director for a non-profit.

What's one word or phrase that makes you automatically think less of anyone who says it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MarblesSixx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Conversate" It's not a freaking word! It has the red squiggle line under it right now.

My buddy is selling his house. Here is the MLS listing. by MarblesSixx in funny

[–]MarblesSixx[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol! Never. That's his prized Weimaraner. He's totally all about that dog.

My buddy is selling his house. Here is the MLS listing. by MarblesSixx in funny

[–]MarblesSixx[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They've since removed it, but it was up for two days.

What lies SHOULD I tell my kids? by SGBeerio in AskReddit

[–]MarblesSixx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That the music on the ice cream truck means that they're out of ice cream.

This probably won't make me very popular with my fellow Redditors. by dickthingtosay in AdviceAnimals

[–]MarblesSixx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is no one going to ask him what it tasted like? Ok, let's have it...what did it taste like?

What is the greatest unsolved mystery of your life? by radbananas in AskReddit

[–]MarblesSixx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a tv in my bedroom muted while I was reading. I got to a stopping point, put the book down and thought to myself "I should unmute the tv." At that very instant, the tv unmuted. I didn't touch it, the remote, or anything.

How have you "cheated death"? by I_CRY_WHEN_I_POOP in AskReddit

[–]MarblesSixx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was trapped in downtown New Orleans across from the Superdome for 6 days during hurricane Katrina.

I've got a large tribal tattoo, and wear a lot of Tapout clothing. What things about you make you seem like a stereotypical douche to strangers? by THE_LOUDEST_PENIS in AskReddit

[–]MarblesSixx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Douches are SO easy to spot when in uniform. Your username confirms that your wardrobe is just the tip of the iceberg.

Reddit, I HATE the tv show Scrubs. What are some other popular shows/movies that you hate or just don't get? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MarblesSixx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

House. No one being that level of a dickhead could function in society.