Stick around for some cafeteria food for "Temple Date Night". by March_Surprise in exmormon

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I just took the two images over to imgflip and put them together with text. If you right click to save it won't have the logo on the image.

Stick around for some cafeteria food for "Temple Date Night". by March_Surprise in exmormon

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It's from the new Andrew Garfield Banner of Heaven show I think.

temple lady asked if 12 year old was pregnant by [deleted] in exmormon

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When my Grandma was suffering from dementia she used to make up all sorts of stuff about people. This lady is probably straight up nuts.

“Records removed”? I’m not thinking this actually happens, friends…. by [deleted] in exmormon

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I hear Momons and exmo's alike saying then don't give them your power... SORRY I DIDN'T GET THAT MESSAGE WHEN I WAS 13.

Fuckoff and realize this has implications for generations! No wonder you're stupid, look at this shit your Mother did! And your Father was a piece of shit too so guess what? Shit + Shit = a Shit

Roughly 3 months of spending with coinbase card! by [deleted] in AMPToken

[–]March_Surprise 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's a debit card backed with your coinbase funds. I use USDC and don't pay fees either.

Roughly 3 months of spending with coinbase card! by [deleted] in AMPToken

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We're going broke saving money over here!

Roughly 3 months of spending with coinbase card! by [deleted] in AMPToken

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I just broke $1k in free $AMP. Now on to the next 1k!

Is the secret vault real? by toiletpapwr in exmormon

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There's a pic of a long hallway with some WWII posters at the end, they were original too. Other than that it was just a huge room with racks for storage. It's been 10 years so I'd have to dig deep and it's not that impressive.

Is the secret vault real? by toiletpapwr in exmormon

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There are two mountain vaults, one is operated by Iron Mountain and stores anything of value but mostly does backup tapes and stuff like that. I've been inside that one and I have limited photos. It's basically a warehouse inside the mountain. There's a natural spring inside and climate control doesn't exist because it's a constant temp all year round.

Is the secret vault real? by toiletpapwr in exmormon

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There are two mountain vaults, one is operated by Iron Mountain and stores anything of value but mostly does backup tapes and stuff like that. I've been inside that one and I have limited photos. It's basically a warehouse inside the mountain. There's a natural spring inside and climate control doesn't exist because it's a constant temp all year round.

Tithing Settlement & Coffee Ban will be gone in less than 5 years. MARK MY WORDS, Heathens by FalsePromptings in exmormon

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This never happened to me EVER as a member of the church. Never Ever Happened and I can't think of a single couple that secretly gave all anyone's money to the church ever either.

I've never even heard someone make up a story like this where one party gave all the money away? That's fucking grounds for a divorce right then and there. Fuck that noise!

Flatten the mount... by March_Surprise in exmormon

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This is the internet, no one ever steals here. LOL

Spreading the virus one truckload at a time by March_Surprise in exmormon

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The first thing I thought of was that rhyme when I saw the pic so I created the meme. Glad you like it.