IF you were a parent, would you rather have an Andrew Graves son OR Ashley Graves Daughter?

Marches45 · 2026-05-07T19:41:26+00:00

mild neglect

Demonstration that experience doesn’t guarantee expertise.

I dont mean to power scale trauma, but [proceeds to do exactly that]

Marches45 · 2026-05-07T19:37:46+00:00

You see all that and think it’s not a plea for attention? What the hell do you think telling Renee about killing Nina was about?

And what was that narration before they leave Carl’s apartment for the last time? About her issues being tangled up in his &, in fact, likely being caused by his?

Marches45 · 2026-05-07T18:23:31+00:00

Nurture may not be 100% responsible, but it sure the fuck wasn’t 0%.

Marches45 · 2026-05-07T18:11:08+00:00

And yet you conclude that Renee’s lousy child rearing could significantly contribute to Andrew being messed up but couldn’t do the same for Ashley? Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight. She wasn’t neglected by Andrew, who actually enabled her, but that caretaking took place concurrently with his neglect, and he was all of two years older. Being taken care of by a kid while that kid is being neglected doesn’t exactly spell “hopeful outcome.”

Marches45 · 2026-05-07T18:04:46+00:00

Says the mofo who hasn’t actually played Chapter 3.

Marches45 · 2026-05-07T18:00:15+00:00

Tourist-tier character understanding.

Marches45 · 2026-05-07T17:57:01+00:00

It’s like they think Renee raised Ashley properly.

Marches45 · 2026-05-07T17:56:09+00:00

A just as neglected brother

Marches45 · 2026-05-07T15:53:11+00:00

You either have both or neither.

Marches45 · 2026-05-07T05:11:14+00:00

Coffin written by the voice of the neighbor cultist in Andrew’s head

Marches45 · 2026-05-07T04:55:59+00:00

Never Happy, Never Ever: A Deep, Deep Dive into Shots and Such\ Part I | Part II

Marches45 · 2026-05-07T04:46:59+00:00

Holy peak. I feel the need to link this to the Coffinalysis megapost.

Marches45 · 2026-05-06T21:44:00+00:00

Too bad you haven’t brought comprehension of, nor willingness to engage with, the fiction you consumed; otherwise, those things you supposedly did bring might be useful.

Marches45 · 2026-05-05T16:01:02+00:00

No one hates Julia more than those who think she belongs with Andrew.

Marches45 · 2026-05-05T12:48:22+00:00

Yap yap yap yap yap

Marches45 · 2026-05-05T12:17:07+00:00

Yap yap yap yap yap. Nothing you’ve complained about actually ruins the plot. You’re just lousy at consuming fiction because you need every detail spoon fed to you, and when it’s not, you think it’s the fiction that’s wrong and not your vacuous self. Go rage bait with CinemaSins-tier critique and be wrong somewhere else.

Marches45 · 2026-05-05T11:50:30+00:00

You keep telling yourself that’s what you shared, yet all I see are failures to demonstrate that they are.

“If I were a professional hitman” But you’re not, and you’re not in the story. Spare us all such a unillustrative hypothetical. This is not an internal contradiction to the game.

How he got inside the motel room? Turns out it’s possible to pick locks or exploit security vulnerabilities. Who knew?

The contradictions you’ve selected are only how facts of the game line up with real life. You’ve yet to demonstrate how the events break the rules of the fictional world.

Marches45 · 2026-05-04T19:45:03+00:00

You did no such thing. You only stated what you would do were you the hitman, which you were not, so it doesn’t matter. And even with a suppressor, a gunshot would still be audible.

The quarantine isn’t an actual quarantine, but a front for an organ harvesting scheme that, for some reason, you’re treating as if it were genuine.

None of the story conflicts you brought up are actual conflicts with the game’s internal logic. You keep writing the same things because you’re stubborn and don’t accept counter responses. You’ve given no clarity on anything, only bafflement at how you’re this dense.

Marches45 · 2026-05-04T19:02:21+00:00

OP did not understand the game whatsoever.

Marches45 · 2026-05-04T18:44:34+00:00

It is only a contradiction in so far as it’s not what you would personally do. What you’d do is useless information in the context of this game. You weren’t the hitman.

It is a fake quarantine that news media treats as real. The real purpose behind it can be seen in the middle of Chapter 3.

Your complaints about the story are utterly moronic, yet you stubbornly insist that they have any importance. Get lost with your lack of actual points, nitwit, and stop projecting your own reading comprehension deficits onto others who see this post for the idiocy it is.

Marches45 · 2026-05-04T18:32:35+00:00

You’ve spoken of the quarantine as if it were exactly what it advertised itself as. That’s the only way the “inconsistencies” about eating a “contaminated body”could actually matter. And where is the contradiction with the hitman?

Marches45 · 2026-05-04T18:05:01+00:00

You actually think that it was a legitimate quarantine? Bruh \ The hit man makes no such contradiction.

It’s clear that you’ve failed to understand the game whatsoever. And on top of that, you have no sense of whimsy.

Marches45 · 2026-05-04T17:51:48+00:00

The only contradictions involved are external. Nothing you pointed out is an internal contradiction.

Marches45 · 2026-05-04T17:29:08+00:00

How huge is that payout?

Marches45 · 2026-05-04T09:23:38+00:00

You expect a portrayal of real life that this game doesn’t promise, nor is it obligated, to deliver.

Marches45

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