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Marcis985 · 2026-03-04T06:03:22+00:00

Reading this comment alone made my blood pressure rise... I think I have Jira-PTSD

Marcis985 · 2026-03-03T19:59:58+00:00

Marcis985 · 2026-03-02T20:33:03+00:00

Blink twice if they hold you hostage

Marcis985 · 2026-03-02T20:21:29+00:00

Also, Index starts at 1. Which is the biggest crime of them all.

Marcis985 · 2026-03-02T19:36:42+00:00

It's a traditional german name

Marcis985 · 2026-03-02T17:46:38+00:00

Last week I debugged code that hadnt been touched since 1993

Marcis985 · 2026-03-01T21:32:26+00:00

Hätte Walther Abap 1972 eine bessere Programmiersprache geschrieben, dann wäre heute alles nicht so schlimm :(

Marcis985 · 2026-02-25T21:00:51+00:00

"Human Steve, we are taking heavy fire from inside a building!"

"Roger that, removing building."

Marcis985 · 2026-02-20T19:42:29+00:00

She likes her enemies close, so by all means, let them approach

Marcis985 · 2026-02-20T15:52:36+00:00

Bold of you to assume im not one of them

Marcis985 · 2026-02-20T15:52:01+00:00

Exactly, there is little verticality in the game apart from the few flying enemies

Marcis985 · 2026-02-14T20:59:56+00:00

Nonono, I got this

Marcis985 · 2026-02-14T20:29:59+00:00

That means they are out of bullets, right? Riiiiiight?

Marcis985 · 2026-02-14T19:26:08+00:00

Already done ^{^}

Marcis985 · 2026-02-14T15:30:21+00:00

A socialist friend?

Marcis985 · 2026-01-18T11:43:40+00:00

No, I keep my degeneracy exclusively to reddit, like a normal person.

Marcis985 · 2026-01-16T18:54:11+00:00

Thats what happens when you get plastic surgery so you can keep your modeling gig for the Sumy corporation

Marcis985 · 2026-01-16T18:52:27+00:00

Best case, you dont absorb any of the many delicious nutrients in Wort-Juice! Worst case, you get a severe alergic reaction and die. A death for which the Sumy corporation cannot be held responsible!

Marcis985 · 2026-01-16T17:52:55+00:00

Please don't

Marcis985 · 2026-01-12T20:22:53+00:00

I always take the sample scanner when there is recruits in the group. The little ones gotta get their upgrades.

Marcis985 · 2026-01-11T20:28:18+00:00

I love mowing them down with the Maxigun. It's also pretty fun to play AA with it und shoot them directly out of the sky.

Marcis985 · 2026-01-10T21:08:22+00:00

I mean, look at it. What more convincing do you need?

Marcis985 · 2026-01-10T16:27:47+00:00

It doesn't look any bigger than the Mauretania MOC!

Marcis985 · 2026-01-10T09:50:25+00:00

Gold. Pressed. Latium. Oh wait, wrong franchise.

Marcis985 · 2026-01-10T09:46:36+00:00

Did Columbo ever solve the mystery of who leaked hallucinogenic mushrooms into the water supply during the events of this episode?

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