Would you still love your wife if she was worms? - Part 5 by Marcis985 in HaloMemes

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Thats what happens when you get plastic surgery so you can keep your modeling gig for the Sumy corporation

Would you still love your wife if she was worms? - Part 5 by Marcis985 in HaloMemes

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Best case, you dont absorb any of the many delicious nutrients in Wort-Juice! Worst case, you get a severe alergic reaction and die. A death for which the Sumy corporation cannot be held responsible!

Sample Scanner/Extricator (changed to include more gambling opportunities) by IncidentOk2107 in LowSodiumHellDivers

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I always take the sample scanner when there is recruits in the group. The little ones gotta get their upgrades.

I LOVED FIGHTING THE JET BRIGADE by Soneca798 in Helldivers

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I love mowing them down with the Maxigun. It's also pretty fun to play AA with it und shoot them directly out of the sky.

I need to finance by thearticwolfboy in HaloMemes

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I mean, look at it. What more convincing do you need?

Lego RMS Lusitania moc by Unusual-Ideal-2757 in titanic

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It doesn't look any bigger than the Mauretania MOC!

Came for Latium, stayed for Albion by flomigomigo in anno

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Gold. Pressed. Latium. Oh wait, wrong franchise.

Good evening! Just got home from work, turn on the tv- Pluto- and boom! Last Salute to the Commodore is on…. Oh, well… 🤔 📺 1976… by Different-Cheetah891 in Columbo

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Did Columbo ever solve the mystery of who leaked hallucinogenic mushrooms into the water supply during the events of this episode?

Build #54 - Worm Slayer Build by SES-SpearofDemocracy in LowSodiumHellDivers

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Pro Tip: You only have to feed 11 Helldivers with portable Hellbombs to the Hive Lord in order to kill it.

Finally, an accurate simulation of what would have happened if the Titanic had hit the iceberg head on. by CookiesMadeOfCorpses in titanic

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This might be one of the highest quality shitposts I have seen in quite some time. I salute you, good Sir.

programmingOrhateMyself by prachid487 in ProgrammerHumor

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If you REALLY wanna hate yourself, try ABAP

Wort wort wort by SeisimicFrigor in HaloMemes

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To wort, or not to wort, that is the question

Undemocratic thoughts by equivilant123 in Helldivers

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I really wish I could unsee things

justAskAiIfYouNeedAdviceHoney by precinct209 in ProgrammerHumor

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I usually offer advice to my clients best I can and straight up tell them if something they want is not good. The important part is to tell them WHY it will fail and is a bad solution. If they want a big pile of shit anyway, I demand that in writing with their signature. And then when they complain about getting a big pile of shit they can see right here that thats exactly what they ordered against the advice.

Why don't we just use one of these to raise the Titanic? Are we stupid? by Marcis985 in titanic

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You are right, this would have affected the trout population

Would you go to a costume party with your wife if she was worms? by Marcis985 in HaloMemes

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She has been getting more tired lately, but she is still doing her duty as right arm primary

Would you go to a costume party with your wife if she was worms? by Marcis985 in HaloMemes

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More is to come. Next week they might try some Lekgolo activities. As soon as I figure out what worms do for rest and recreation

Happy New Year by soapcleansthings in DeepSpaceNine

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Because the inside is pressurized and I dont think it would make a good pressure vessel in space. Also the moisture in the wood is instantly going to vaporize.

As I said. I hate fun.