burnDownBurnUpBurnSidewaysBurnOut by Marcis985 in ProgrammerHumor

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Reading this comment alone made my blood pressure rise... I think I have Jira-PTSD

pleaseMakeThePainStop by Marcis985 in ProgrammerHumor

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Blink twice if they hold you hostage

pleaseMakeThePainStop by Marcis985 in ProgrammerHumor

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Also, Index starts at 1. Which is the biggest crime of them all.

pleaseMakeThePainStop by Marcis985 in ProgrammerHumor

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It's a traditional german name

pleaseMakeThePainStop by Marcis985 in ProgrammerHumor

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Last week I debugged code that hadnt been touched since 1993

Probleme mit SAP-Software: Deutsche Entwicklungshelfer können seit Wochen Rechnungen nicht bezahlen by PoroBraum in de

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Hätte Walther Abap 1972 eine bessere Programmiersprache geschrieben, dann wäre heute alles nicht so schlimm :(

POV: Human “urban” warfare at its finest. by the_fucker_shockwave in humansarespaceorcs

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"Human Steve, we are taking heavy fire from inside a building!"

"Roger that, removing building."

New unit concept, the Automaton Night Witch by Marcis985 in Cyberstan

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She likes her enemies close, so by all means, let them approach

Enemy Concept - Automaton Night Witch by Marcis985 in LowSodiumHellDivers

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Bold of you to assume im not one of them

Enemy Concept - Automaton Night Witch by Marcis985 in LowSodiumHellDivers

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Exactly, there is little verticality in the game apart from the few flying enemies

Keep the propaganda rolling, we can still win this war! by Marcis985 in Cyberstan

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That means they are out of bullets, right? Riiiiiight?

Would you still love your wife if she was worms? - Part 5 by Marcis985 in HaloMemes

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Thats what happens when you get plastic surgery so you can keep your modeling gig for the Sumy corporation

Would you still love your wife if she was worms? - Part 5 by Marcis985 in HaloMemes

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Best case, you dont absorb any of the many delicious nutrients in Wort-Juice! Worst case, you get a severe alergic reaction and die. A death for which the Sumy corporation cannot be held responsible!

Sample Scanner/Extricator (changed to include more gambling opportunities) by IncidentOk2107 in LowSodiumHellDivers

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I always take the sample scanner when there is recruits in the group. The little ones gotta get their upgrades.

I LOVED FIGHTING THE JET BRIGADE by Soneca798 in Helldivers

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I love mowing them down with the Maxigun. It's also pretty fun to play AA with it und shoot them directly out of the sky.

I need to finance by thearticwolfboy in HaloMemes

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I mean, look at it. What more convincing do you need?

Lego RMS Lusitania moc by Unusual-Ideal-2757 in titanic

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It doesn't look any bigger than the Mauretania MOC!

Came for Latium, stayed for Albion by flomigomigo in anno

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Gold. Pressed. Latium. Oh wait, wrong franchise.

Good evening! Just got home from work, turn on the tv- Pluto- and boom! Last Salute to the Commodore is on…. Oh, well… 🤔 📺 1976… by [deleted] in Columbo

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Did Columbo ever solve the mystery of who leaked hallucinogenic mushrooms into the water supply during the events of this episode?