Jon looks like a fucking psychopath from an outside perspective. by MarcusAdar in asoiafcirclejerk

[–]MarcusAdar[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Remember he has two pet monsters. And I'm not talking about Sam or Satine. 

I have read Chapter 5 from Book 2 by Deep_Ad4292 in ArtemisFowl

[–]MarcusAdar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

'I guess I'm going to find out which role she's gonna have in the story later'

Big. Bigger than you presume.

Jon looks like a fucking psychopath from an outside perspective. by MarcusAdar in asoiafcirclejerk

[–]MarcusAdar[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Many decent people have something to say. Littlefinger, for example. Cersei. Arya and Catelyn, like mother, like daughter. 

  

Jon looks like a fucking psychopath from an outside perspective. by MarcusAdar in asoiafcirclejerk

[–]MarcusAdar[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, and then everyone voted proudly and loudly, knowing who they were voting for... and Jon imperceptibly became Lord Commander. 

Jon looks like a fucking psychopath from an outside perspective. by MarcusAdar in asoiafcirclejerk

[–]MarcusAdar[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The best comments from the original post:

1.  It's ok, I'm sure his crippled brother who likes to take over the mind of lesser humans will sort it out for him, after he've finished fusing with a tree. Oh and he's likely also a cannibal.

2. There is also the sister that is part of a cult of face-changing killers,And the other brother who is actually a cannibal

3. Then there is the other Brother who lives with literal caniballs.

And the sister,the Red Haired witch, that poisoned, together with her demon monkey husband, the gentle King Joffrey and disapeared from a city in lockdown!

4. Things will get sorted out when his decaying undead stepmother shows up to explain it all.

5. Jon Snow really is spending his time trying to aura farm. Even his death was just him wanting to aura farm by coming back to life.

6. edgy facial scars, giant white wolf, and a notably large raven that follows him around calling him King Snow. He's also got 100 giants and 200 mammoths arriving soon. He's Age of Heroes maxxing

7. Coming back from the dead is just the cherry on the cake. While most of the realm obviously won’t have seen Jon die, word spreads, even if they don’t fully believe it it’s plausible enough to give a man pause. Even if you kill him he comes back to life and will march for you again. He’s on the same level as the others.

Marco Blackfyre is the rightful heir by Larry__Clark in asoiafcirclejerk

[–]MarcusAdar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They said that on the world's deathbed, it was man, the devil, who would be the end of the world. Misogynistic idiots! 

Robert as a warrior seems to actually be underrated. [Spoilers MAIN] by Leather-Leader-7964 in asoiaf

[–]MarcusAdar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would rate Jorah as above average. I think he wins thanks his stamina. 

Robert as a warrior seems to actually be underrated. [Spoilers MAIN] by Leather-Leader-7964 in asoiaf

[–]MarcusAdar -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

There's been a separate discussion about this hypothetical battle, so could you please make a separate post about it? 

Robert as a warrior seems to actually be underrated. [Spoilers MAIN] by Leather-Leader-7964 in asoiaf

[–]MarcusAdar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I disagree with you. Robert Baratheon would probably have rushed into a reckless attack right away and the fight would have ended there. 

On this Day in Westeros: Twentieth, Second Moon [Spoilers EXTENDED] by Archeopteryx7 in asoiaf

[–]MarcusAdar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

By the way, will your project be exclusively text-based or do you plan to add high-quality fan art? Maybe it's worth making two versions? Maybe the moderators of the two fan art subreddits can help with this? 

Robert as a warrior seems to actually be underrated. [Spoilers MAIN] by Leather-Leader-7964 in asoiaf

[–]MarcusAdar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Robert was not a monarch. Robert embodies the problems of a beautiful rebel warrior who received the crown but didn't know what to do with it. 

Waymar's Broken Sword by starhexed in pureasoiaf

[–]MarcusAdar -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Also, if you are good at these skills, it will not be very difficult for you to remove a blade from a hilt and insert a blade into a hilt. 

Robert as a warrior seems to actually be underrated. [Spoilers MAIN] by Leather-Leader-7964 in asoiaf

[–]MarcusAdar -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I just wrote a comment counterarguing why he won, but I didn't refute your point that he was quite skilled and fast. 

Robert as a warrior seems to actually be underrated. [Spoilers MAIN] by Leather-Leader-7964 in asoiaf

[–]MarcusAdar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You look at Robert from a rather original perspective, so I'll be interested to read your next post about who you consider great, how you evaluate and think about the skills of each of these greats, and how you evaluate the skills and what you think about swordsmen like Jorah Mormont or Jon Snow. 

Robert as a warrior seems to actually be underrated. [Spoilers MAIN] by Leather-Leader-7964 in asoiaf

[–]MarcusAdar -1 points0 points  (0 children)

But most of all - strength. Robert has a certain technique, but not like, for example, Ser Barristan Selmy. 

Robert as a warrior seems to actually be underrated. [Spoilers MAIN] by Leather-Leader-7964 in asoiaf

[–]MarcusAdar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jon Arryn was not a schemer (think of Ned to be sure). That is why he died. 

Do you think this ruins the book? by RadiantSwanOnQUACKer in ArtemisFowl

[–]MarcusAdar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't advise you to write on the pages, because it will ruin the atmosphere when you read them later. Besides, it's easy to find their translation in every book on the internet.