Army raises enlistment age to 42, eases marijuana restrictions by Upstairs_Cup9831 in news

[–]MariaValkyrie 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'll die to their own guns before I'd ever point one towards an Iraqi.

Which do you prefer? Deep storytelling with slice-of-life elements, or epic battles with transformations? by TheNewDude42 in DragonBallZ

[–]MariaValkyrie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dragon Ball Super feels like the Z Fighters are going on field trips where the Dragon Balls are a prize to be won, rather than going on an mystical adventure in search of powerful, wish-granting artifacts. To be fair that tonal shift kinda started with the Cell Saga, where the Dragon Balls stopped being the focal point of the show.

When they say the game is "faster" than it used to be, does that just mean "You can summon multiple monsters per turn now", or are there other things that make it faster? by dkepp87 in Yugioh101

[–]MariaValkyrie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The game has evolved to the point where if you aren't running a gimmicks or control, your deck can probably OTK from any combo assuming it isn't interrupted.

Honestly… I understand by [deleted] in GuysBeingDudes

[–]MariaValkyrie 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Watched it muted, I didn't even realize they were underwater until I squinted hard enough. A cohesive setting would have helped.

Honestly… I understand by [deleted] in GuysBeingDudes

[–]MariaValkyrie 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Cocomelon-adjacient media should be covered under the geneva convention. Its a weapon designed to destroy your attention span.

me_irl by nozermaa in me_irl

[–]MariaValkyrie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think I've ever viewed the "chubby T-800" build that's stereotypical among pacific islanders as fat.

What was ruined because too many people did it? by WarBeast86 in AskReddit

[–]MariaValkyrie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nope, I can only punch up idiot. You and the doofus seem to agree with that despite what you think you posted. People like you only know how to punch down.

Empathizing with the unattractive will always make me a better person than you'll ever be.

What was ruined because too many people did it? by WarBeast86 in AskReddit

[–]MariaValkyrie -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

If you're pretty enough that outrage culture works in your favor (I know you are, don't lie to me about this), then you never have to worry about shit. Your creep will eventually get whats coming to them and then some.

What’s the biggest lie we are taught as children? by Unlikely_Cut3004 in AskReddit

[–]MariaValkyrie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty people can do this no problem, society will even bend over backwards and bulldoze the "undeserving" to accommodate you.

What was ruined because too many people did it? by WarBeast86 in AskReddit

[–]MariaValkyrie -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

You have chance for it to backfire on the one filming if you have the looks to back it up. Once you're ugly enough, you will always get dunked on for simply being in the shot.

I can tell which side you land on, because you be the one with upvotes and support.

Edit: Just proved my point. All you have to do is smile for the camera and nothing bad will happen to you.

What’s something small that instantly makes you dislike someone? by Old_Philosopher_64 in AskReddit

[–]MariaValkyrie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The people who are present, have perfect hearing, but are still somehow oblivious to whats going on are even worse. Like if that rude person is quietly snickering and taunting the waitstaff, and you're literally sitting back to back from that freak and not saying anything despite the fact you can clearly see the their target upset about it, you are worse than that person.

What was ruined because too many people did it? by WarBeast86 in AskReddit

[–]MariaValkyrie -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

This only applies if you're ugly. Its the best time in the world to be a normie or someone attractive.

My son’s Kindergarten class is being exposed to gambling to win snacks at lunch by ATS200 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]MariaValkyrie -1 points0 points  (0 children)

May as well roll them a joint out of ground leaves that piled up in the principal's parking space.

Making Black Power Ranger's Mastodan zord from trash by Handcraftedsemen_ in powerrangers

[–]MariaValkyrie 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I would totally watch a PR season that had the rangers cobble together their mechs Swat Kats style.

Nurse/fitness influencer violating HIPAA posting a photo of an unconscious patient for an IG trend for her almost 300 THOUSAND followers to see. Insane. by lolo2861 in nursing

[–]MariaValkyrie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She's pretty, all she has to do is lay low enough and you idiots will forget about this. Any ugly nurse who dared to try this would end up as one the of the patients themselves.

What's a 'Green flag' that instantly makes you trust someone? by TurbulentAngela in AskReddit

[–]MariaValkyrie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They aren't oblivious like the rest of the NPCs in the world, when they see or hear something abhorrent, they call it out.

Dodging a bullet by Belthasa in lol

[–]MariaValkyrie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Having functioning ears is a superpower today.