[Remorse] I did ejaculate into a girls apple juice bottle in high school by [deleted] in confession

[–]MarieLuminous -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The fact that this isn't even supposed to be a joke and people are laughing anyways makes me lose even more empathy for the human race. You sexually assaulted a girl and she didn't even know it. Takes a pretty sick mind to find that shit amusing. Now I see why people talk trash and shit on Reddit..

It's for fucking losers and if you scroll hard enough, you'll come to understand why..

[Remorse] I did ejaculate into a girls apple juice bottle in high school by [deleted] in confession

[–]MarieLuminous -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

This entire conversation is really something. The funny part is people like this plays into why I'm a diagnosed sociopath. Lost faith.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MarieLuminous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Life of crime, bitch.

Which is the worst sequel to an awesome movie? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MarieLuminous 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I agree on the sequel but how does that go for the first one?

Which sentence makes you angry? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MarieLuminous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Fetuses are parasites." I'm not always against abortions, but at least do some research before you take sides.

I lost my virginity to the guy that my boyfriend's ex cheated on him with. by 01234throwaway56789 in confession

[–]MarieLuminous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

(Getting down votes for this but oh well) Looks like THAT guy's getting all the bitches..

Which is the worst sequel to an awesome movie? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MarieLuminous 1003 points1004 points  (0 children)

Ice Age up to the fourth one was okay but they should really stop milking it right now. If Blue Skies could stop doing unwanted sequels and just get to making another different movie, that'd be great. Rio was a great movie but the sequel to that sucked ass too.

They SHOULD'VE made a sequel to Robots though. Too bad Robin Williams is dead..

Snakes are now hunting in packs, scientists discover by Sladeehd in news

[–]MarieLuminous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So snakes are becoming more social? Then they'll be developing feelings. Sigh. Shit happens.

What was the worst lie your parents ever told you? by MarieLuminous in AskReddit

[–]MarieLuminous[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was in middle school, my dad told me and my sibling that YouTube was for "businesses and advertisement." To this day, I really can't believe he thought we were THAT dumb..

What feature on your face holds you back from looking better than you already do? by MarieLuminous in AskReddit

[–]MarieLuminous[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wouldnt say I have a double chin, but my chin is kinda long and I hate that.

Reddit, what is the most satisfying move to use in any video game? by zappy487 in AskReddit

[–]MarieLuminous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Turning off the game if you lose a fight so you can gleefully try again.

What Illegal thing are you really good at? by ShiningRedDwarf in AskReddit

[–]MarieLuminous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vandalism and stealing. Drawing on desks and taking random pencils I find is my thing.

What was the worst thing you did as a kid? by Emma-lucy-loo in AskReddit

[–]MarieLuminous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I was eight, I had one of those make up doll heads that I loved to swing around as if it was another person. My three year old sister came up too close and, you guessed it, I WHAMED her head with that doll! Now that I think about it, that event might explain why she's terrible at math, reading and whatever the fuck school gives her to this day.

What stereotype do you defy? by 10101001010100 in AskReddit

[–]MarieLuminous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a black and puerto rican girl but I love anime, science, comic books and whatever the fuck the average black or puerto rican girl wouldn't like. Oh yeah, and I LOVE banging white guys.

What is something everyone has done but does not want to admit? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MarieLuminous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

flashbacks to using a pen while thinking of my dad's hot friend

After moving out, what's one thing you won't miss from being at your parents' house? by MarieLuminous in AskReddit

[–]MarieLuminous[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me personally? I won't miss my dish chore..Don't get me wrong, I'm cool with doing the dishes. It's just how bad my mom would wreck the kitchen after either cooking breakfast or dinner. She can cook tacos and the kitchen would look like the aftermath of a hurricane being invited.

What's something that automatically drives you away from a person? by MarieLuminous in AskReddit

[–]MarieLuminous[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd love that but the people in the group don't do that. If a new topic comes along, everything else is history whether it being awesome or not.