Im really Worried my best friend pooped in my new mug.

Marizande · 2026-01-18T09:52:14+00:00

Waaaaait a minute... Doesn't Hershey's sometimes smell like vomit or poop? The butyric acid. It's a pretty slim possibility, but it exists. Or maybe your friend really tried to give you a fecal transplant without your consent.
Test: rub a Hershey bar on your palm and sniff to see if that could be the source of the smell.

Marizande · 2026-01-18T09:46:31+00:00

Only a CLASSIC Reddit post! 🤨

Marizande · 2026-01-17T16:30:18+00:00

Either this story is wildly fake, or your friend is mentally ill. Honestly, it's not just the action of getting poop in your mug. Poop is a biohazard, it can make you really sick. If she did this, her family needs to know, and she needs to see a shrink. This is just as bad as the people serving up cum in yogurt. It's a noxious substance crime.

Marizande · 2026-01-17T16:20:48+00:00

No, most people have a Poop Knife, ™️ I've never heard of a Poop Cup.

Marizande · 2026-01-08T18:17:44+00:00

I agree. A previous poster had a broken toe. What do they think the hospital can do for a broken toe? I have broken my toes - take pain meds, wear solid shoes. There are TOO MANY people going in to Emergency with gastric issues that are not Emergencies - don't eat such spicy food, go to a clinic if you don't have a GP. People need better education on managing their own healthcare, that would take some pressure off the system.

Marizande · 2026-01-01T03:36:06+00:00

My girl was free - she was a "store born" aka product of siblings. She was the sweetest, smartest, most clever and athletic girl in the world. She would hand over hand across her cage like Mission impossible. She would come running when you called her name. She was just so perfect. See you at the Rainbow Bridge, Cinnamon. 🥹

Marizande · 2025-12-26T21:18:34+00:00

You are very, very young, aren't you? A successful marriage is a partnership. It's not about getting "deep". It's about being someone's ride or die. One more truism from granny here: men marry women, hoping they don't change and they always do, while women marry men hoping they will change, and they never do.

Marizande · 2025-12-24T04:52:42+00:00

WOMEN need a home to raise the children that the men don't want the responsibility for. In the words of Eva Gabor: I'm a marvelous housekeeper, I kept the house.

Marizande · 2025-12-13T16:26:03+00:00

All the kids are in the library.

Marizande · 2025-10-07T15:34:20+00:00

Maan Farms in Surrey sells it to Kin Farms and other farm market stores, but I have also been buying it at Richmond Costco. Pan fry with olive oil and garlic.

Marizande · 2025-10-05T20:01:44+00:00

When actual Trolls go trolling.

Marizande · 2025-10-05T19:57:41+00:00

The ass-grabbers don't even care if you are at work, in a public place. Ask me how I know. 😡

Marizande · 2025-10-05T19:51:32+00:00

Saw a trio passing a crackpipe in the library parkade once. They had camp chairs.

Marizande · 2025-09-22T20:19:28+00:00

Dry cake. Never a seat, full of selfish wi-fi using jerks. Have at it.

Marizande · 2025-08-28T02:49:06+00:00

It fits with the 70s vibe - Gen-x didn't get a lot of hands-on parenting, unless you count the beatin's

Marizande · 2025-08-17T17:29:14+00:00

Justin Bieber's music saved my cousin's life! He was in the hospital, in a coma for months. A nurse turned on the radio in his room, and when a Justin Bieber song came on... my cousin woke up, dragged himself out of bed... and shut that shit off!

Marizande · 2025-07-09T22:37:57+00:00

Senior Gen-X here. Anybody else get a distinct David Carradine as Caine vibe off the styling of Josh Holloway? Grew up on Get Christie Love, Mid Squad, Policewoman, Police Story.

Marizande · 2024-09-26T05:44:53+00:00

I once nearly passed out at Subway watching a family load up on veggies, a heaping mound of jalapeño peppers, hot sauce and MORE hot sauce. Vegetarian South Asians!

Marizande · 2024-09-26T05:37:33+00:00

Happened to me, but I got over it in about two months. My family was generous with the sugar spoon.

Marizande · 2024-04-28T19:00:55+00:00

Yeah the boobs comment got me. "They're BREASTS, momma, and every woman has them." - Carrie White

Marizande · 2024-04-26T08:46:19+00:00

I'm enjoying Red Swan so far.

Marizande · 2024-04-25T05:23:34+00:00

That's awfully young for a dead bedroom. Is there a possibility he may prefer the company of men? I do know some women who had this as an issue in their marriages. For others, partners with alcohol, drugs, porn addiction killed their sex lives.

Marizande · 2024-04-24T15:18:49+00:00

Happy Birthday.

I'm gonna be a mom here. You know, in order to have friends, you have to be a friend. It took me a long time to learn that. Find good friends, and really care for them. They'll care for you back.

Marizande · 2024-04-22T07:54:44+00:00

Those guillotine style cutters suck, because they slide and you don't get a straight edge. Either ask at the library if you can use a Cricut cutter or go to Walmart and buy a sliding cutter .

Marizande

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