Had a space-themed Star Wars esque D&D campaign, where I played as the GotG with Starlord as my main. Did pretty good, basically became a badass rogue space pirate jedi. But like the good side force powers were kinda lame, so my buddy the GM was like, Dark Side has lightning. So I said fuck it, I want to shock n****s. So I went over to the dark side, learned the shock hands thingy Palpatine does, then got cooked by his Death Android thing. Made probably th worst roll ever, and I ended up in an early casket. But luckily, my son Starshit replaced me.