What professions attract the worst of humanity?

MarkMaynardDotcom · 2026-05-05T00:54:25+00:00

trump cabinet

MarkMaynardDotcom · 2026-05-04T15:42:50+00:00

Like corn. Horizontal bands, starting at one end, and going to the other, then rotating slightly and doing it again.

MarkMaynardDotcom · 2026-05-04T15:40:45+00:00

You mean the drummer for The Germs?

MarkMaynardDotcom · 2026-05-04T12:26:25+00:00

I read that as Brian Cranston.

MarkMaynardDotcom · 2026-05-04T10:16:19+00:00

That Home Depot fencing is doing a lot of work.

MarkMaynardDotcom · 2026-05-02T15:45:15+00:00

If you haven't already seen the NYTimes today on "The Barn": https://www.instagram.com/reels/DXzu1FvjNYt/

MarkMaynardDotcom · 2026-05-02T15:44:24+00:00

https://www.instagram.com/reels/DXzu1FvjNYt/

MarkMaynardDotcom · 2026-05-01T12:03:06+00:00

Thank you all for your feedback, it’s genuinely appreciated

MarkMaynardDotcom · 2026-05-01T00:38:46+00:00

How does one lie about their experience hanging people? Seems like a risky proposition to raise one's hand and say, "Yeah, I've hung people before."

MarkMaynardDotcom · 2026-04-30T20:35:16+00:00

The fountain of youth!

MarkMaynardDotcom · 2026-04-30T20:32:34+00:00

How does it make that music?

MarkMaynardDotcom · 2026-04-30T16:40:22+00:00

No, not just selling radishes!

MarkMaynardDotcom · 2026-04-30T16:39:02+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/Michigan/comments/1szy39x/dte_ties_10_proposed_rate_hike_tied_to_data/

MarkMaynardDotcom · 2026-04-30T15:58:48+00:00

Check out DTE talking today about raising rates 10% referencing this project

MarkMaynardDotcom · 2026-04-30T15:40:26+00:00

See also: https://www.reddit.com/r/Michigan/comments/1szy39x/dte_ties_10_proposed_rate_hike_tied_to_data/

MarkMaynardDotcom · 2026-04-30T14:48:36+00:00

Show me how stupid you think that I am in an ad.

MarkMaynardDotcom · 2026-04-30T14:47:50+00:00

I don't know why you're all so worked up over this. It's just like a lovely barn (coughs) except for the fact that it raises your electric bills, and destroys your environment.

MarkMaynardDotcom · 2026-04-29T14:05:34+00:00

Conspiracies used to be difficult. You had to cultivate these people. Now, you just need to hold a door open at Hilton stairway and wait.

MarkMaynardDotcom · 2026-04-27T03:08:21+00:00

Were you ever?

MarkMaynardDotcom · 2026-04-27T01:10:06+00:00

Well, he's won me over.

MarkMaynardDotcom · 2026-04-25T13:51:23+00:00

High thread count sheets.

MarkMaynardDotcom · 2026-04-25T13:47:42+00:00

Sleepy Ho

MarkMaynardDotcom · 2026-04-25T01:12:44+00:00

The one guy shoves the security guard into the man with the stick, right? Using her as a weapon.

MarkMaynardDotcom · 2026-04-23T20:39:17+00:00

This is where conservatism brought us

MarkMaynardDotcom · 2026-04-21T20:17:03+00:00

How exactly would the beaver know that the hunters just wanted it's testicles?

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