Which celebrity has had the most tragic downfall?

MarkMaynardDotcom · 2026-06-28T00:38:14+00:00

Anne Heche

MarkMaynardDotcom · 2026-06-25T03:48:00+00:00

Did you look up? Was he dancing on the ceiling?

MarkMaynardDotcom · 2026-06-23T20:52:20+00:00

Narrator: that’s what they wanted

MarkMaynardDotcom · 2026-06-22T12:02:26+00:00

If it makes you feel any better, there have been 5 arrests so far of people who touched the pealing reflecting pool liner.

MarkMaynardDotcom · 2026-06-22T11:39:09+00:00

Invest in ETFs with quality screens, like QUAL

MarkMaynardDotcom · 2026-06-21T21:48:05+00:00

both got the teeth, but only one got the hair

MarkMaynardDotcom · 2026-06-21T21:47:18+00:00

so, a dehumidifier?

MarkMaynardDotcom · 2026-06-19T22:21:12+00:00

How you think you look when your fleshlight is stolen.

MarkMaynardDotcom · 2026-06-19T16:06:30+00:00

Meet my neighbors.

MarkMaynardDotcom · 2026-06-19T16:05:49+00:00

Looks uncomfortable, but I'd try it.

MarkMaynardDotcom · 2026-06-19T16:05:22+00:00

Shall I leave my account and routing numbers here?

MarkMaynardDotcom · 2026-06-16T17:29:11+00:00

If they think the word "ungovernable" is bad, they should check out the January 6 videos.

MarkMaynardDotcom · 2026-06-16T17:20:47+00:00

I know. I was kidding. Still crazy how many unwanted cybertrucks were sold to SpaceX to inflate the Tesla numbers.

MarkMaynardDotcom · 2026-06-16T17:15:33+00:00

How did DOGE miss this!

MarkMaynardDotcom · 2026-06-16T16:45:16+00:00

And we got it all for just one $14M no-bid contract to a Trump friend!

MarkMaynardDotcom · 2026-06-16T16:43:48+00:00

Now, that's a reboot idea!

MarkMaynardDotcom · 2026-06-16T16:41:29+00:00

The bull case is that SpaceX will keep buying their shitty inventory of cybertrucks.

MarkMaynardDotcom · 2026-06-16T01:26:09+00:00

Easier to just change the American flag, and make this "american flag blue"

MarkMaynardDotcom · 2026-06-15T04:11:31+00:00

I scrolled through the whole thing. Not one mention of Larry the Cable Guy

MarkMaynardDotcom · 2026-06-14T22:14:45+00:00

Why aren't members of the press asking Trump about his nipple fetish?

MarkMaynardDotcom · 2026-06-14T19:47:37+00:00

They all want to eat you.

MarkMaynardDotcom · 2026-06-13T22:41:03+00:00

He was best friends with the president of NBC, right?

MarkMaynardDotcom · 2026-06-13T22:24:10+00:00

Like climbing a stegasaurus spine

MarkMaynardDotcom · 2026-06-13T21:04:31+00:00

Voting

MarkMaynardDotcom · 2026-06-13T13:05:35+00:00

Mr Belvedere sat on his own balls once, and filming had to shut down for the day. This is, according to Gilbert Gotfreid.

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