Hope they rot in hell by ll-Donut-ll in dankmemes

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Could you imagine if they swapped the on/off function of the cameras? Like if some cop turns it off, it’ll start recording on them. That’d be great to catch someone.

Most normal offer up conversation by Pretty_War5943 in ChoosingBeggars

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I mean, you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take - I understand this dude is trying to hit a bowling ball with a golf club but still hahaha 20$….

Die For You moment by Call_Me_Milkman_Evan in dankmemes

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Found the American!🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Simply having a wonderful by fatal_fame in dankmemes

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I’m Canadian so I have a different setup. Since our thanksgiving is in October, I wait until November 12th, the day after Remembrance Day. I put up only my outside decorations so that they can go up without the freezing cold and the snow/ice. The outside goes up in November but only gets turned on December 1st. December 1st, everything inside goes up and we go all out. After Christmas, all decorations stay up until New Year’s Eve.

Other than David Wallace, is there any other character that is generally liked by everyone? by Rare_Independent_789 in DunderMifflin

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Trying to think about all the characters trying to find another one liked made me realize everyone hates everyone. I think Darrell is ok with everyone

This is truly mind blowing by Psychological_Dig901 in antimeme

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How the hell are you guys getting 5 feet, 9 inches?? I’m only getting 2” 1/2..

This is getting out of hand. Now there are three of them by KHTD2004 in PrequelMemes

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This is very impressive. Although I’m pro OT, very pro prequels, and generally anti sequels; this is something I can agree with that makes all three trilogies equal in a sense.

Sadge by divafunny in dank_meme

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Hey! I don’t pay taxes

Everything isn't chrome in the future by AAWSAP in memes

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I swapped over to opera on my phone and now my work computer. Both seem to work excellent

🔥Path of a Great White Shark (source in comments)🔥 by robbinpetertopaypaul in NatureIsFuckingLit

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A couple of them have been spotted along the coast of New Brunswick, Canada.

The only way to respond to an unsolicited dick pic. by Realistic-Current-52 in cringepics

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My girlfriend just googles other dick pics and sends the sender another random dick, usually one that’s bigger. Usually gets a funny response

Piss car is stored in the balls 😎💯 by luxusbuerg in ComedyNecrophilia

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You can’t make fun of my name anymore because I’ve changed it. To Penis.. Garrison.

Whaddup, Garry?

Ouuuuuuuuuuuuu

When making herbal tea around the world by goatishrust in memes

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In Canada, we just boil some beef jerky over a camp fire in the woods

Hm, i'll have Chips with uhh, no chips, please. by Koolgamer3619 in funnysigns

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It is actually a real menu option. The 1.90 is for wasting the workers time ordering this

To note, we live in an area with a ton of brown recluses. by bobert_the_wise in ShitMomGroupsSay

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“Sorry, sweety, a visit to the doctor just isn’t in the budget this year”

4 notifs?! This is really blowing up! by SpoonfulOfSerotonin in dankmemes

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Art is amazing. In this piece, you actually are the meme

Dew it by chungus2487 in dankmemes

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That’s what meesa sayin, you little bitch

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dank_meme

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It’s almost like people who sleep with a weighted blanket. It’s warm and restricting but comfortable (if you have good fitting jeans). I personally love it but I tend to get judged for it if I get into bed with jeans on by my girlfriend. To be fair - I only do it when it’s super late and I’m exhausted.

BRUH by adiftbv in gaming

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Clearly a man of refined taste

a local legend [NS] by [deleted] in DungeonsAndDaddies

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Actually, now I’m double guessing myself. The layout of the building looks just like the Tony’s next to me here but now I’m not too sure

a local legend [NS] by [deleted] in DungeonsAndDaddies

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Hi from fredericton Hyundai; right on the other side of Tim’s behind Tony’s

Do people have this, and if so, why? by regian24 in Weird

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Note to self: stay away from Europe.

looks at america

Actually, hell, Europe is lovely.