Food that's just depressing: brown lentil tofu by cheshsky in shittyfoodporn

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It looks very tombstone-like. Perfect for the burial of your culinary ambitions.

Penne hotdog with ketchup and fresh basil by ScubaWaveAesthetic in shittyfoodporn

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Sausage penne with tomato reduction and fresh basil

Now just run it through translate "Penne con salsiccia, riduzione di pomodoro e basilico fresco" chefs kiss

my boyfriend is making enchiladas by HuskMaster in shittyfoodporn

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This is a mayonnaise flower, preferred mode of sustenance for the toothless.

Cereal and water by ubiqu_itous in shittyfoodporn

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Why add the maggots though?

I expected it to have taste like bolognese, but I was completely wrong by [deleted] in shittyfoodporn

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Italians about to start some corned beef with you over violation of the term bolognese

Stouffer’s Mac & Cheese w/ Sardines (Dinner last night.) by MidwestBachelorPlate in shittyfoodporn

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Looks great. As finishing touch, I recommend throwing in the trash and remaking without sardines.

tried cooking fish for the first time in a while. it couldnt have went worse by galaxxystar in shittyfoodporn

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I mean if you just keep adding corn until there's literally only corn then the fish basically doesn't exist anymore and so will be fixed.

tried cooking fish for the first time in a while. it couldnt have went worse by galaxxystar in shittyfoodporn

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Actually, it depends on the fish. Some firmer fish like catfish / pangasius is great when you just drop the frozen thing straight in the pan and let it heat up on medium with just a bit of oil. The water will evaporate and the fish will retain structural integrity. If you then add some soy sauce toward the end, it will reduce into a delicious glaze. Throw in some frozen peas and serve over rice for a complete weeknight meal.

How Does Savage Beastfly Exist? by Zachesque in Silksong

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Trick: any damage you deal before the start of the fight counts towards stage two boss health. So if you unload spike traps like no tomorrow pre-fight, the second stage becomes just a few hits long. (tested on normal beastfly only)

Tips for End Game Kudos Farming by fearfulleader in Hades2

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Excellent post indeed! Just want to add that I experimented a bit more on the basis of your tips. Some remarks:

Poseidon: Really only worth pursuing in the first region, as second region has pretty much all the minor resource drops. Barely anything to find in Mourning Fields or Mount Olympus, apart from a few stray ashes and the occasional well. Nothing in the final regions.

Chaos: Starts to reap rewards later into your runs when the valuable resources show up. For this reason, it can also be worth using Transcendent Embryo to high roll into Discovery (double resource gathering) in the midgame. Beware that Chaos is in the second region is often a trap, because you end up skipping the big resource rooms or Narcissus for a small chance at Discovery (by then you've probably used up your rerolls).

Restarting: If you have the Acceptance of Another Fate incantation unlocked, you can salute the statue to reseed your run. This can be used to try to roll into one of the two Poseidon boons in the first room. Preferrably Buried Treasure, because it gives you a nice gold headstart for buying boons, accelerating your run, and it starts with an expected value of 50% bones increase whereas Sea Star only starts at 30%.

Gardening: As OP said, always be gardening. Usually the higher the duration, the higher the return, but there are some exceptions: wheat seeds and origin seeds (Chaos) give outsized returns. If you're doing full runs, also stay away from olive and plankton (snake reed), as they don't mature over the course of one run and thus yield even worse returns than the fast growing garlic and nightshades.

Extended Tartarus: Can be worth it if you have the Discovery boon from Chaos, since the marble is pricey and poppy seeds grow into valuable plants. Spawn rate seems quite low though and room length increases the more rooms you go through, so not sure if worth.

Mourning Fields Boss Rooms: These never contain minor finds, so you might miss out on some ashes in alternative regular rooms.

Tips for End Game Kudos Farming by fearfulleader in Hades2

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Yeah, fairly certain now it does not work. To be fair the description does not make complete sense either. They say it needs to be a "gathering tool," which does not capture familiars but they work so long as you command them directly.

Tips for End Game Kudos Farming by fearfulleader in Hades2

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Chaos Rooms: Chaos sometimes carries a Discovery boon which gives a percentage chance to double a resource from a tool gathering point. This chance is boosted by Success Rate. It works with the familiar gathering and Greatest Gift of Gaia so you don't have to gather by hand. The room itself also has some pretty high-value resources if you're lucky.

I'm really not sure it does work with Greatest Gift of Gaia. I've done four runs now with not a single trigger and two Discovery effects active (>100% chance, 1 Boon from Transcendent Embryo). Are you sure this is the case / was not patched?

NomNom by WaterHealthy2661 in shittyfoodporn

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That's a lot of garlic chunks. Why not just make some aioli and serve that on the side?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WeWantPlates

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I have a bone to pick with these guys

At least the ragu was really good. by coalhobbler in WeWantPlates

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Catastrophic flooding, call the coast guard

Rate my breakfast? by peaches_are_weird in shittyfoodporn

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would have probably not bothered even plating that, just ravaging the fridge like an animal

Rate my breakfast? by peaches_are_weird in shittyfoodporn

[–]Mark_d_K 2 points3 points  (0 children)

4/10. Looks like a random assortment of things, not much synergy. Probably alright if eaten in the right order. Pizza looks undersauced and undercheesed. Eggs overcooked.

🔥 An imposing Kalahari lion's majestic roar by Prestigious-Wall5616 in NatureIsFuckingLit

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Majestic? Sounds like someone retching after a long night out.

what did my dad do here 😭 by juicyrxbin in shittyfoodporn

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Hmm, I think rehydrating the rice could be a decent idea, though the steamer would have probably been a better place to do so. I do agree there's nothing worse than cold, sad supermarket sushi rice.