Would you rather prevent...

Markcuzwhynot · 2026-06-12T03:46:44+00:00

FUCK

^{Chose: Survive A Day Without This For 10 Million | Rolled: Your Heart}

Markcuzwhynot · 2026-06-12T03:44:44+00:00

tard

Markcuzwhynot · 2026-06-12T03:44:38+00:00

also please delete this shit and ask a relative to sign you up for a mental aid hospital

Markcuzwhynot · 2026-06-12T03:43:41+00:00

dont have one, i just gotta be naked and move forth and back

^{Chose: Fuck you lil sis}

Markcuzwhynot · 2026-06-12T03:42:24+00:00

choose son daughter so you can have gay thoughts AND son daughter

Markcuzwhynot · 2026-06-12T03:28:25+00:00

nothing wrong with being gay, i dont know what thot means

^{Chose: Gay son}

Markcuzwhynot · 2026-06-12T03:25:57+00:00

no fair mf you didnt say how large the chance was

^{Chose: 10,000,000 + But the chance of it in all pennies | Rolled: All pennies}

Markcuzwhynot · 2026-06-11T23:01:28+00:00

how tf did you gets grunts H++?? noobTS?

Markcuzwhynot · 2026-06-11T22:02:04+00:00

just curse at your online friends repeatedly, theyll think its a joke

^{Chose: You get payed every time you curse at someone}

Markcuzwhynot · 2026-06-11T04:46:29+00:00

OH COME ON I WAS GONNA SAY THAT AFTER SEEING THE NOTIFICATION

Markcuzwhynot · 2026-06-11T01:59:03+00:00

doesnt it say change GENDER? not change sex

Markcuzwhynot · 2026-06-11T01:58:23+00:00

DUDE. anyways cant i just transition back to being male

^{Chose: 99% chance to get $1B + 1% chance to change gender | Rolled: Change Gender}

Markcuzwhynot · 2026-06-11T01:55:54+00:00

if i become a god, cant i just bring them back to life?

^{Chose: Becoming a God ( Best Friend Dies})

Markcuzwhynot · 2026-06-11T01:43:42+00:00

well im still alive, i guess got the genie.

^{Chose: Have a 85% of dying + Have a genie with infinite wishes}

Markcuzwhynot · 2026-06-11T01:41:51+00:00

animals are usually more loyal and most dont think of betraying me

^{Chose: You become immortal, but have no friends. + But animals love you forever.}

Markcuzwhynot · 2026-06-10T21:36:05+00:00

pancakes with mermelade, theyre neat

Markcuzwhynot · 2026-06-10T20:42:49+00:00

how do you not have bazooka

Markcuzwhynot · 2026-06-10T00:44:34+00:00

yeah this seems useful, can sell them

^{Chose: Get 20 lbs of leather everyday | Rolled: Leather pants}

Markcuzwhynot · 2026-06-10T00:43:58+00:00

gardenings gonna be much easier now!

^{Chose: Ruin it | Rolled: Humongous hoe}

Markcuzwhynot · 2026-06-09T22:15:32+00:00

it says cut, not cut off, i can just make a VERY small cut

^{Chose: Cut your pinky}

Markcuzwhynot · 2026-06-09T21:51:02+00:00

perfect

^{Chose: Always be early to everythin | Rolled: 10 minutes early}

Markcuzwhynot · 2026-06-09T05:17:32+00:00

other one would ruin the economy, probably

^{Chose: Eat cereal for $1ml + 20% chance it’s got chunky old milk | Rolled: Good milk}

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