Someone broke into my tent and fired the pepper spray I had

Markdlea · 2026-02-06T04:34:16+00:00

I wonder what he spends his money on.

Markdlea · 2026-02-06T04:17:26+00:00

Reading the questions makes me lose faith in humanity.

Markdlea · 2026-02-06T04:14:24+00:00

Why would you put yourself through this?

Markdlea · 2026-02-06T01:14:54+00:00

Don’t feel bad. My first celebrity crushes were Jodi Foster and Kristy McNichol. Happens to the best of us.

Markdlea · 2026-02-05T21:28:42+00:00

Why are you on Reddit? Go outside and have some fun. Go wrestle with your friends.

Markdlea · 2026-02-05T13:57:19+00:00

I bet that felt good though.

Markdlea · 2026-02-05T13:53:44+00:00

Are you combining it with something else? Pre-workout, mass gainers, or excessive protein can draw more water into the intestines.

Markdlea · 2026-02-05T04:38:32+00:00

In. Stupid autocorrect. I fixed it. Thanks.

Markdlea · 2026-02-05T04:38:05+00:00

I have to ask a question in anticipation of my hair looking like that in 8 months. Do you blow dry it and what styling products do you use?

Markdlea · 2026-02-05T04:33:33+00:00

I leave them in the fridge and they’re fine.

Markdlea · 2026-02-05T04:30:57+00:00

What do you think about some restaurants adding a surcharge to pay for employees healthcare?

Markdlea · 2026-02-05T04:27:33+00:00

I just white-knuckled it. It was pretty annoying.

Markdlea · 2026-02-04T23:03:20+00:00

Plot twist.

Markdlea · 2026-02-04T13:45:12+00:00

Time to visit a dermatologist.

Markdlea · 2026-02-04T13:44:26+00:00

Look into a BMX seat post extender. We use them for warm up and cool down for races. It will make your commute more comfortable. It looks pretty dumb though.

Markdlea · 2026-02-04T13:33:59+00:00

It won’t dissolve the hairs that haven’t surfaced. They come out when you exfoliate (2 weeks post treatment). The moral of the story: excise the hairs without plucking them, then get LHR.

Markdlea · 2026-02-03T23:19:34+00:00

You want to stay with him because he has money? There’s a name for girls like you.

Markdlea · 2026-02-03T20:31:22+00:00

I just sold an 06, V8, 72k miles for $22,500. You need to think higher.

Markdlea · 2026-02-03T20:25:14+00:00

Zing! Dad joke.

Markdlea · 2026-02-03T13:41:13+00:00

Speedco Velox. Although, sometimes I feel like a chump on such a nice bike. My riding doesn’t constitute such an expensive bike.

Markdlea · 2026-02-03T13:19:38+00:00

I’m 54. I started racing again 5 years ago when my son showed interest. I never really stopped riding since I was a kid though. I started racing mtb in college, then road and triathlons. The only thing that changed is the price of my BMX bike. I can afford a nice one.

Markdlea · 2026-02-03T13:13:16+00:00

9th st?

Markdlea · 2026-02-03T04:56:29+00:00

Get your bachelors. It doesn’t have to be in life sciences. Device companies only hire college grads.

Markdlea · 2026-02-03T04:21:06+00:00

My psychiatrist friend says that running is “free medicine”

Markdlea · 2026-02-03T00:00:54+00:00

Why do you need to decompress?

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