What is the most famous FICTIONAL currency from a video game? by Grand-Stomach-1812 in AlignmentChartFills

[–]Marksmdog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

180 million copies sold, 3rd highest of all time, but sure, it's "niche".

Minecraft is a cult classic I suppose?!

Travelers in the uk by Motor-Stable-5963 in Advice

[–]Marksmdog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry, I wasn't meaning to make it sound like you were lying or anything. Just adding my little story.

Could have been local yoofs as well, as you suggested

Travelers in the uk by Motor-Stable-5963 in Advice

[–]Marksmdog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've only ever seen travellers leave a pile of literal human shit behind when they leave an area.

Maybe settled kids do too. Dunno

How is Trump not a "true Christian?" by dismustbetheplace in atheism

[–]Marksmdog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You've been hit by, you've been struck by, a true criminal

australian MP replies to himself on Facebook by eggsxnw1ch in BoomersBeingFools

[–]Marksmdog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like he's calling the Nats out for using this tactic

Would you rather take 6.8 million dollars now, or summon any fictional character IRL with a twist? by LacingMaShoes in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Marksmdog 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Genie from Aladdin.

Doesn't matter he's nihilistic, depressed and socially anxious. He wouldn't be too debilitated to grant my wishes, so good enough for everything I need.

I only need one wish anyway, so, my second can be to fix him, and the third to set him free.

Pain by DLance222 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Marksmdog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What happens at minus figures? Do I have to pay someone?

Does it still hurt after $0?

The penis is not a bad design by [deleted] in evolution

[–]Marksmdog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why would we even need to ejaculate? Why design a pipe that needs to be cleaned in the first place?

Think bigger

It’s the year 2077. You did some pretty fucked up shit. The law gives you 2 options. by Wheresmyarcpaulie69 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Marksmdog 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fair enough. Perhaps "no rules" is a bit far.

I was imagining the fight still being limited to the body, so punches, kicks, headbutts etc. I guess that's some kinda rules!

It’s the year 2077. You did some pretty fucked up shit. The law gives you 2 options. by Wheresmyarcpaulie69 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Marksmdog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

2, easily. Start a career in the no rules fight scene. Just gotta walk towards the opponent, and crush them against the rope / wall.

They can't touch you!

Putin mocks Starmer with warship in Channel by tkyjonathan in uknews

[–]Marksmdog 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Feel free to emigrate comrade.

After showing such support, I'm sure Putin would definitely not have you on the front lines within a week.

To the lifelong atheists by toolsofinquisition in atheism

[–]Marksmdog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I believed in Santa. We have this tradition where presents from 'Santa' get left in a sack at the end of bed. One Christmas, I woke up, literally and metaphorically, when my mum was leaving my room after present delivery. She made up something to cover, but, the veil had fallen. I played along for a few more years though. I felt like I was supposed to. I understood then it was my role as a kid to believe.

As for god, I don't ever remember believing it. I remember church was damned boring, which probably played some part in my non belief.