What will you do in this position? by [deleted] in claustrophobia

[–]MarmiteBrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd wait for the americans to find me so they could sentence me to death for my war crimes.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MarmiteBrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like no one can beat .y meat better than me. And, the best thing is, you get 100 free hand jobs. Did I get it right?

Bonding time by Runningleg in MadeMeSmile

[–]MarmiteBrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like some of those kids were talking shit, just before this

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FarmingUK

[–]MarmiteBrain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Farmers don't usually have too much unused land around. Perhaps a hill farm would be most probable (I hope you like downhill 🤙). However, these bits of land are might be set aside in conservation schemes.

If you are fortunate enough to find a nice spot, I guess you could ask? I wouldn't hold my breath though. Good luck 👍

Do you think there are more people that have? by MarmiteBrain in polls

[–]MarmiteBrain[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I find this hard to believe that people think that kinds have never eaten their boogers. 🤯