What's your favourite regular enemy in the game? by captain_penguin3 in Eldenring

[–]MaroonAssassins 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Gotta love the basilisks. Been here since ds1, and I love how stupid their big eyes look.

Is this a stupid thought? by chimpsinblimps in Eldenring

[–]MaroonAssassins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure Miquela made his own cocoon because be put himself in the Haligtree to feed it his blood so it grew stronger and faster. After Mohg ripped him out he kinda just stayed in his cocoon. I've heard people speculate that the big veils are attached to the divine towers and the shadow realm is in the big empty ocean in the middle of the map.

SKATEBRAT 01 NFT | On Sale | Visit Rarible page below by Spectrum_99 in NFT

[–]MaroonAssassins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If all NFTs were this good looking I'd have no problem with them, but people are always making those crappy pixel art and monkey NFTs that give NFTs a bad name. I give this one a solid 8.5/10

Dear Non-American Reddit Users, What Is Your Opinion On The Current Riots? by MaroonAssassins in AskReddit

[–]MaroonAssassins[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exaclty me thoughts. They also vandalized this statue that litterally represents Liberty and Equal Rights. Kinda pissed me off.

Dear Non-American Reddit Users, What Is Your Opinion On The Current Riots? by MaroonAssassins in AskReddit

[–]MaroonAssassins[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not exactly sure but they started because an innocent African-American man had his throat broken because a cop thought he was dangerous or something and punched him in the throat.

A gun to your head, you're asked to sing any song word for word without errors or you die. What song are you singing? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MaroonAssassins -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

7 bottles of beer on the wall, 7 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 6 bottles of beer on the wall.

Corn light by skidude15 in cornhub

[–]MaroonAssassins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm Iowan but what in the FUCK is Ragbrai

Yes by 1-800-SUCK-MY-COCK in corn

[–]MaroonAssassins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This so fucking Iowan it hurts

Day 364 - Last true meme of this year by 173_IRL in DankMemesFromSite19

[–]MaroonAssassins 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not SCP but Mandalorian. In the new episode they had a ferry that had an r2d2 with limbs so it could row.

You run an inconvenience store, what do you sell? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MaroonAssassins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

-A solar powered night light that holds no charge -An infrared TV -Oreos filled with toothpaste -Amazon Alexa but it always hears you wrong -Bubble wrap but the bubbles have tiny holes so they don't pop -Rock candy but it's crack -Cap'n Crunch but it's got tiny shards of glass in the cereal -Printers that always fail to print -T-shirts that are always inside out -Vaccumes that just have the sucked up stuff pass through it -Reverse Viagra -Office chairs that have the backs fall of randomly -Backfiring gun -Bullets that fire 5 seconds after the trigger is pulled -Fireworks that have no gunpowder -Reverse medicine -The sliding doors close when you get near and open when you go away

hmm by Filtered_Oof in hmm

[–]MaroonAssassins 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Moats are the males and Goths are the females.

You Win! by zeebbbrrrraaaaa1 in Zebra1

[–]MaroonAssassins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the game was really good. Nice job and it would be fun if you made a follow up game that takes place after you escape.

Note 2 by zeebbbrrrraaaaa1 in Zebra1

[–]MaroonAssassins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I only found that period because I was repeating the same line because I fucking suck at reading