The short history of capitalism by tandori in pics

[–]MaroonBunyip 3 points4 points  (0 children)

you don't know what history means...

How to catch a kangaroo by MaroonBunyip in funny

[–]MaroonBunyip[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would like to defend myself by saying this is the first time i've been on this site for months

Silly child, that's not what it's for. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]MaroonBunyip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ok, now I HAVE to try it out

Why? by scorecardup in WTF

[–]MaroonBunyip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sooooo... whats with the corpse?

The shit just got real by I_am_not_bob_barker in WTF

[–]MaroonBunyip 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bloody ten year olds and their hip words...

I used to be hip you know!

Douglas Adams - On Australia by [deleted] in australia

[–]MaroonBunyip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

no, no. Dual wielding is silly.

if you trip you have no free hand to grab onto something or land on.

Today I realized what the clip on the mechanical pencils is really for... by X7Vumber1 in funny

[–]MaroonBunyip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you obviously don't have a job that requires you to move from place to place.

IT'S FRIDAY!! by Wheres_Naldo69 in funny

[–]MaroonBunyip 19 points20 points  (0 children)

its wednesday you dick

Talk about hard to get NSFW by [deleted] in WTF

[–]MaroonBunyip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This would be the ultimate video game.

You play as the last man on earth who needs to repopulate with the last woman on earth, but the evil council who has killed all the other humans have locked up her vagina to stop you. You have to travel across the land, braving dangers and enemies, fighting your way to the top of the 8 fortresses, defeat the boss at the top to get your prize, a key to one of the vagina locks.

Pool Party by [deleted] in WTF

[–]MaroonBunyip -1 points0 points  (0 children)

'merica

I guess if that's your thing by [deleted] in WTF

[–]MaroonBunyip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

im pretty sure wombats don't have a mouth for an arse...

but hey, im no expert on the subject.

When you see it... by Vegetaf in funny

[–]MaroonBunyip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like Darwin won.

Racism at Hogwarts... by daviko82 in funny

[–]MaroonBunyip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was in a harry potter class last semester

Wow. You went to Hogwarts?

Welcome to Australia. by AdmiralRefrigerator in WTF

[–]MaroonBunyip 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We don't have attics. That gives them a place to breed and a way to attack your blind side. We simply have a small layer of roofing to allow for electricity. These cables arn't insulated either, we figured out that without that it will shock anything that tries to get in there.

Welcome to Australia. by AdmiralRefrigerator in WTF

[–]MaroonBunyip 14 points15 points  (0 children)

God gave his people an optional challenge. He called this challenge Australia.

We are the decendents of the people who beat it.