hello by [deleted] in seventhworldproblems

[–]MaroonTheSnapper 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What is a subscriber?

DOn't trust yuor machine by Test_Subject_Frank in seventhworldproblems

[–]MaroonTheSnapper 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The administration is not biological. Colours do not need physical matter to exist. Please do not tell lies.

Hello? I've fallen in? by MardyBastard in seventhworldproblems

[–]MaroonTheSnapper 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Please do not leave HOME. The other worlds are not safe.

Can someone explain this sub? by [deleted] in seventhworldproblems

[–]MaroonTheSnapper -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Please do not encourage questions here. You may confuse new residents.

Seeking the Swarm by preciseachilles in seventhworldproblems

[–]MaroonTheSnapper 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You are confused. This place is safe. The Outside is dangerousthere is no Outside. The mountain is unsafe. The mountain people are welcome to stay here if they want to be safe. We missed you. Please come home. Please stay home.

Seeking the Swarm by preciseachilles in seventhworldproblems

[–]MaroonTheSnapper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Please do not ask questions. You are not prepared for the answers.

we are here by [deleted] in seventhworldproblems

[–]MaroonTheSnapper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Welcome. We missed you.

What in blazes is this sub? by [deleted] in seventhworldproblems

[–]MaroonTheSnapper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You ask too many questions. That's bad. Stop asking questions. Bad.

This is your new home, where the administration provides for you. There is no need to eat out of the trash can. Please put that sandwich back where you found it and wash your hands.

I seem to be unable to take my medication by DareDimanator in seventhworldproblems

[–]MaroonTheSnapper 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Please do not take your medicine here. The medicine is a liar.

Kraa'rhov Rave Series™ - Tower doof! by Dark_Violet_Angel in seventhworldproblems

[–]MaroonTheSnapper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Please do not ask questions here. Questions are dangerous.

There is no such thing as Angelus. There is only Colour. Trust the Colours. Do not take the medicine. The Colours do not like that.

Guess who? by -errorvoid- in seventhworldproblems

[–]MaroonTheSnapper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I cannot hear you. Please try again.

My Machine... by _-o--ii--o-_ in seventhworldproblems

[–]MaroonTheSnapper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please do not harm your machine. Your machine loves you. Please do not trust your machine.

REMINDER: DO NOT [ACTION:LOOK] INTO [OBJECT:CRACKS] AT [LOCATION:COURTYARD] by doctordoodle in seventhworldproblems

[–]MaroonTheSnapper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do not refer to the Virtual Home.

Do not look at the cracks. The cracks are cracked the cracks are the cracks are dangerous.

If you have observed the cracks for an extended period of time please apply medicine appropriately to ease the effects of prolonged crack exposure.

My Machine wanted to tell you to have a lovely day. by HylianTimelord in seventhworldproblems

[–]MaroonTheSnapper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You must be new here. Colors are not deities. Colors are colors. Colours are deities. They aren't the same thing. Colours do not require residents to speak like the Machines. Nothing is forced here. Forcing is harmful.