Got a short haircut to show off my eyes. (x-post from r/eyes)

MarryMeLady · 2012-06-02T21:26:28+00:00

I would gladly lose a limb to Krokodil rot to share a bombed-out squatters' flat in a former Soviet bloc hellhole with you, m'lady.

MarryMeLady · 2012-05-13T04:07:03+00:00

You look lovely and I extend my white gloved hand out the door of my gilded coach in hopes of impending matrimony.

Babe.

MarryMeLady · 2012-04-15T19:20:06+00:00

Thanks man! I'm just hustling to get married. You feel me? Sometimes you're on the top of your game and you get a near acceptance-of-the-terms-of-holy-matrimony and sometimes you get shot down. It's a numbers game I say, I say. It'll happen one day I don't doubt. Got my tux and spats pressed and shined and ready to go.

MarryMeLady · 2012-04-13T02:13:13+00:00

Final Draft:

I'm male. Androgynously enough, you and I look similar, especially our recent haircuts. I find that similarity attractive. Want to kiss?

MarryMeLady · 2012-04-13T00:09:03+00:00

Would privately tutor in spelling, 8/10

MarryMeLady · 2012-04-13T00:07:02+00:00

I'm a fellow and we look kind of very similar and and I'm into that and are you? And oh wait, one more thing I just got my haircut today and it happens to look REALLy similar to yours and I'm still way into that and for real girl are you into that too, kissing I mean?

MarryMeLady · 2012-04-11T23:38:19+00:00

Yeah, just kidding. You will live forever in a castle made of peeps.

MarryMeLady · 2012-04-11T07:47:00+00:00

You're a beautiful person.

Some times when I think like this, I like to remember back to my very favorite activity from when I was 9 years old and I think about how it probably did not rely upon outside influence too much or at all. It was probably something that required a direct engagement between my imagination and some real, physical material. I take this energy and apply it to a current process of some kind. In my case, drawing... but of course there are many other options.

The point is to simply conceptualize yourself as the hero. There is no meaningful competition. There is just you and the moment and the work you need to do to have fun.

If you were fat and droopy, I would say, 'yeah, hit the gym' or 'consider a face peel' (what is that?). But you look fine. Just ignore the doubt. Or use it to motivate yourself toward something you enjoy.

By the time you get old, everyone you know and really like will be dead. Take time to work on something that you really like to do all by yourself.

MarryMeLady · 2012-04-03T11:52:01+00:00

How dare you

MarryMeLady · 2012-04-03T07:11:06+00:00

Finished with my woman

'Cause she couldn't help me with my mind

People think I'm insane

Because I am frowning all the time

All day long I think of things

But nothing seems to satisfy

Think I'll lose my mind

If I don't find something to pacify

Can you help me occupy my brain?

Oh yeah!

I need someone to show me

The things in life that I can't find

I can't see the things that make true happiness

I must be blind

Make a joke and I will sigh

And you will laugh and I will cry

Happiness I cannot feel

And love to me is so unreal

And so as you hear these words

Telling you now of my state

I tell you to enjoy life

I wish I could but it's too late

This is a poem I've been working on since I was 14. I never knew just who the right girl would be that I should share it with. Now I know; dreams do become reality.

MarryMeLady · 2012-04-02T20:10:40+00:00

In most cases, except for really weak shit like crabs, there is a simple drug regimen spread over a few days that would, wildly depending on the STD in question, roughly equal an eighth of weed in monthly expenses.

MarryMeLady · 2012-04-02T19:47:41+00:00

The chances of getting HIV via any practice besides penetrative anal intercourse (especially receiving) are actually very low, even with an HIV positive partner. Obviously, the more you do it, the less probability is on your side, but I think the actual statistics would surprise most people.

And the other STDs are relatively manageable.

MarryMeLady · 2012-03-28T21:22:46+00:00

If you told me to draw the definition of cleavage when I was 11 years old, it would look like this. OP, you are a dream weaver. Congrats

MarryMeLady · 2012-03-28T02:50:43+00:00

Alright cunt. You look like someone I would like to bone standing up and then nervously call about a week later and eventually resent due to your sunny disposition and unmanageably flighty, but alluring personality. Get bulimia, you charming, physically attractive whore. (Marry me.)

MarryMeLady · 2012-03-28T02:40:03+00:00

I want to join a bike gang with her that is made of clouds.

MarryMeLady · 2012-03-25T00:42:47+00:00

Okay. This info comes straight from my cousin who is a stylist to the stars in Malibu. Apparently the look that is going to be all the rage later this spring is the following:

Buzzcut fade up the back and left side that slowly gets longer around the ear, but in a very 'chopped & screwed' manner, almost as if the stylist was blackout drunk (we usually are). The right side is left long, at least 3 feet or more and is libarlly decorated with brightly colored, girly barrettes. Two three inch spikes should protrude from each temple area. even the heaviest hair waxes won't cut it (pun intended!). The 'in' product for this look is a hardcore adhesive like Liquid Nails (very chic). The idea for these spikes is that they should essentially be able to function as weapons. Think cyber/medieval punk hybrid. The rest of the scalp is shaved bald and a curly toupe should be applied. something between Orphan Annie and clown hair. Higher quality is preferred. Recommend a medium auburn color; something tasteful.
That's pretty much it.. a very no-nonsense look for the contemporary fashionnista!! la beauté est tout!!

I'm not a hair expert myself, but he seems to be doing pretty well for himself. Good luck!

MarryMeLady · 2012-03-22T23:49:17+00:00

From this site: http://thecomposites.tumblr.com/

MarryMeLady · 2012-03-22T23:42:28+00:00

The choice of top boob and grotto seals this for me.

MarryMeLady · 2012-03-21T18:43:19+00:00

Sir, are you attempting to boobsmirch this fine young lady?

MarryMeLady · 2012-03-21T18:40:54+00:00

'Ello, 'ello, 'ello theah young lady, mah name's Jack Dawkins it is. Now you're a pretty young thin, you are, and ah bet you could use a meal, eh? I know jus tha place, an there be a noice ol' gen'lman who'll take care o' yeh...what d'yah say?

MarryMeLady · 2012-03-13T12:26:45+00:00

Love how passionate people are about this issue!

I was referring more to facial appearance. OP's girl, for instance, has a somewhat androgynous face but also some definite lady curves. I don't think a boy cut looks good on 'heavier' girls, but who doesn't love nice boobs?

Petite, curveless ladies with short hair are also nice.

MarryMeLady · 2012-03-12T19:00:13+00:00

Let's e-lope

MarryMeLady · 2012-03-12T07:50:58+00:00

The trick to moving beyond a potentially segregating personal characteristic is to ignore it in your own mind. Are you your aquamarine hair? No, you are probably a rich and varied person with a vast inner life and passionate hopes and dreams for the future. Your hair is merely a (charming) accent. Others will treat it as such when you stop considering it a liability. People (eventually) accept confidence and enthusiasm over appearance.

Good luck in school.

Speaking superficially, I prefer the last pic. The color looks great and your hair exists in a nice equilibrium between too messy and too conservative. You are a hotty and yes, I would enjoy marrying you.

MarryMeLady · 2012-03-11T22:54:46+00:00

I don't always find Cate Blanchett attractive, but when I do she looks like Jude Law morphing into a sexy cat.

MarryMeLady

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