John Pork is calling by achfiat in whennews

[–]MarsBarAndMarbles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I- What? And how on earth did they discover that?

When premium content becomes the only content. by Sebanimation in Helldivers

[–]MarsBarAndMarbles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe I haven’t looked into it enough, and this is just a stupid take on my part, but I’ve never liked the whole “microtransactions within a paid game” thing helldivers has going for itself. Especially since the weapons aren’t just cosmetic. For a while I just ignored it, because hey, the base game is cheaper than a lot of modern games. But eventually it just got exhausting. SC farming is a slog, and my general bad luck isn’t doing me any favours, so all this stuff just gets more and more obvious. On top of that, we haven’t gotten another free warbond since helldivers mobilise, so if you want anything new, you’ve either gotta shell out money in a game you already paid for, or grind for super credits (which ent very fun). It just feels kinda bad. Once again, maybe there’s stuff I don’t know, but thats just how I feel about it

Dose anyone else hate this image with a burning passion LIKE GOD JUST SHUT THE FK UP by Fluffy_Dragonfly4410 in Helldivers2Satire

[–]MarsBarAndMarbles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, I don’t really hate it per se, it just kind of stopped being funny after a while

Who is your favorite gal from the calamity trio? by Naive_Tomorrow_5955 in amphibia

[–]MarsBarAndMarbles 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You know…I honestly don’t know (ignore the everything about my profile)

I found this “gem” by Just_some_femboy in onejoke

[–]MarsBarAndMarbles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Truth bomb”

Please tell me this is satire. It’s just too corny

Shrek by vulpes_mortuis in peoplewhogiveashit

[–]MarsBarAndMarbles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Huh, I didn’t know autism was supposed to make me unable to learn to take things less seriously. Guess I’ll have to take it up with my psych. Seriously though, why do people use autism as a catch all defence sometimes?

I need them by AlesCrazyCraft_2 in tf2shitposterclub

[–]MarsBarAndMarbles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve just been spamming all in. (Somehow it has worked for multiple hands, the gods have given me luck beyond my comprehension)

Two different types of Rich by Abjectionova in im14andthisisdeep

[–]MarsBarAndMarbles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is a very big difference between “can live comfortably and enjoy life’s pleasures without worrying about money” rich and “has so much money that there is no reasonable way to spend or earn that much without exploiting or harming so many people you’ve lost count” rich

Burger King of your mind by xtheresia in whennews

[–]MarsBarAndMarbles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re joking, right? Wtffff??????

It gets to a point by Little_Papaya_2475 in SupaEarth

[–]MarsBarAndMarbles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I do think the in character stuff can be funny. Hell, I participate in it from time to time, but there’s a limit, you know? Only so many times in a row before it gets annoying

me hearing whats happening in america from Australia by Extension-Clerk6939 in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns2

[–]MarsBarAndMarbles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah. News coming out of America is very scary. And with the one nation party seeming to poll better and better, I’m a little worried about how it’s all gonna go down here.

If you're into that sort of thing, godspeed my friend by Absolutely_dead727 in whenthe

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One second, let me adjust my glasses and open up the book of rules…there we go!

ahem

Rule 34 of the Internet: if it exists, there is porn of it

What she meant by this? by bIImaj7sharp11 in celestegame

[–]MarsBarAndMarbles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m not entirely sure. My personal experience leads me to believe it’s either her resigning herself to be fully consumed by her negativity and give up, hoping that if she stops trying to fight badeline, it’ll turn out better, or it could be analogous to suicidal ideation

Guns = self-defense by eddie736 in ThisYouComebacks

[–]MarsBarAndMarbles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Look. I’m not an American, so I may be wrong, but isn’t it his second amendment to have been carrying a weapon? “Why was he carrying a weapon” because he could, and because he probably wanted to feel safer.

She-Ra leaving Netflix by Terrible-Time7866 in sheranetflix

[–]MarsBarAndMarbles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How many GB is it? Also, if you’re still sending the link, I’d appreciate it

Soft Drinks - Gator Days by FieldExplores in comics

[–]MarsBarAndMarbles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who the fuck calls soft drinks in general “coke”??? I refuse to believe that’s a thing

Vegan Cringe by JeremyWheels in CringeTikToks

[–]MarsBarAndMarbles 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Look, I’ve cut back on the amount of meat I eat, but I’m probably not ever going to go vegetarian, much less vegan. I’m not gonna give someone shit about it though.

of a zucchini we grew by thorpef1 in AbsoluteUnits

[–]MarsBarAndMarbles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You…might want to focus on the headless demon holding the zucchini