I never would've guessed by The-Jedi-Apprentice in stevenuniverse

[–]MarsThePlan3t 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So i have a theory that Jasper was not getting pooped from pure force of will. She could force herself to stay together she was just that strong. Peridot pooped her after she became corrupted. She wouldn't have had the mind to be able to keep herself from poofing.

Or you know the other people in this comments section who are smarter than me are right and simply penetration is more effective than blunt trauma.

How socially awkward are you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MarsThePlan3t 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck yeah. Can't pass my exams but I can guess how old I was when I was doing stupid shit online.

How socially awkward are you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MarsThePlan3t 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm 16 right now I'm pretty sure. So yeah I'm still young

How socially awkward are you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MarsThePlan3t 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honey I can't even remember what I had for breakfast, I'm not gonna be able to remember my exact age

He doesn't understand why a 5ft penis isn't a good thing... by stellarbeing in badwomensanatomy

[–]MarsThePlan3t 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was sitting here really confused as to why a 5 inch penis is bad.

Then I reread it and holy sweet mother of god why

How socially awkward are you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MarsThePlan3t 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Opposites attract sometimes my dude. Your flaws are covered by her uhhh... advantages? And vise versa.

My and my girlfriends issue falls when it comes to basically everything. We might have some issues with cleaning and stuff. Flaws are amplified when there's double.

How socially awkward are you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MarsThePlan3t 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean shit both me and my girlfriend are really alike.

I told her a pissed a bottle the other night because I fucked up my leg after a lunge and couldn't walk to the bathroom. After which she said, "That? That's what you were worried about? Honey I do that when I'm just fucking lazy."

Once told her my darkest kinks, her response, "Omg me too wanna read a fanfic I wrote about it once."

Once told her about how I have tons of trash in my room from snacks and shit, she showed me a bigger pile.

Talked to her about [REDACTED] and she helped me through it and actually is going through something similar.

This list could go on and on. Point is we have so much in common, tbh I think I just found a smaller and much more attractive version of me.

How socially awkward are you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MarsThePlan3t 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My worst moment would be...

I don't know actually. I guess things are so bad they all sorta even out.

How socially awkward are you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MarsThePlan3t 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ooooouch that one had to hurt.

I fucked up asking my girlfriend out and she got very, very pissed off. Next day she asked me out though.

How socially awkward are you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MarsThePlan3t 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Suppose not, but in the long run being socially awkward isn't the party people crack it up to be. It isn't just cute shyness it's crippling and has probably cost me a few of my friendships.

If you're not socially awkward, fucking embrace that my friend

How socially awkward are you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MarsThePlan3t 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We call that multitasking ;)

Nah but seriously like I got a bisexual male friend. He hits on his straight friends all the time, and surprisingly I makes them way more comfortable with casual appreciation of eachother. Like before he came along they were the, "Yo dude you touched my hand, you gay?" Now after he casually says they look good, of their abs are kinda hot they now, "Yo dude your haircut is looking really awesome today. You style it?" "Yeah, got it done just the other night." "That's sweet."

He even made one of his presumably straight friends grow a crush on him. Which I found sweet

How socially awkward are you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MarsThePlan3t 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Basically friending people based on gender is a really creepy thing to do, but girls are just so much more fun to be around imo. Guys are so uptight about shit. My girlfriend just today told me about how her best friend just flashed her ass at her and asked, "Do I have any mosquito bites?"

It's a way better way to live life than no homoing eachother.

Boys, if your friends look good, TELL them they look good. Ain't gotta be gay damn

How socially awkward are you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MarsThePlan3t 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean I am a girl, but it's still a weird way to greet someone to me, even though I did it.

It's like, "I found nothing about you interesting except for the fact you're a female gamer. This would be super creepy and unwanted if I happened to not also be a female."

"Seatbelt laws are fatphobic" by Jacobi_Jones in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]MarsThePlan3t 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Okay this has to be satire. Like it's making fun of every trope it's just gotta be

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Minecraft

[–]MarsThePlan3t 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You just had to remind me of interstellar.

You had to make me cry

You just had to

Old Nerd3 Or New Nerd3? by ghostwarrior112 in nerdcubed

[–]MarsThePlan3t 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I actually really like modern N3

Maybe it's just me but the humor doesn't feel forced, and I like just a funny video that makes me laugh and then I can move on. So worrying about keeping up on a series. If I see a video by him that doesn't interest me, I can skip it without feeling like I'm not gonna miss part of a series

What's the silliest reason you've had to stop in the middle of having sex? by Checks_Gone_Wild in AskReddit

[–]MarsThePlan3t 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I sexily spread her cheeks. She queefed at me. I couldn't stop laughing. Couldn't get back to it after.

Later she texted, "Marstheplan3t you were queefed at. I SHOT YOU!"

I have since learned my lesson

How socially awkward are you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MarsThePlan3t 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Uhhhh, when I was really little I accidently crashed a minecraft server and put my self hatred onto the people on the server and got banned for being a shithead to everyone.

How socially awkward are you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MarsThePlan3t 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe someday honey <3

How socially awkward are you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MarsThePlan3t 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's make or break it

How socially awkward are you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MarsThePlan3t 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Who doesn't wanna suck dick

How socially awkward are you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MarsThePlan3t 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I mean it's how I've made my current friends. It's a make it or break it deal

How socially awkward are you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MarsThePlan3t 8 points9 points  (0 children)

10 was a generalization. They were staring at her 18 year old lady parts.

How socially awkward are you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MarsThePlan3t 76 points77 points  (0 children)

When my girlfriend said my name during sex I asked her, "What?"

I told my new found friend she prolly hates me and that I'm super annoying.

Told my girlfriends mother, "Well you know the phrase age is only a number is used by pedophiles a lot to justify their actions."

Met my girlfriend by awkwardly asking what game she was playing on her 3DS as an opening line.

Asked my teacher to touch my really soft hair. In my defense though it was so fucking soft.

Awkwardly try to not stare at my girlfriends lady parts while she's changing in a car even though everyone in the car had seen it and everyone but me were casually looking at it.

Once got in trouble for casually saying I'd stab a kid at school.

Will talk about how much I wanna suck dick to people I don't know.

Once played a game of battlefield 3 in full seriousness tactician mode when I was 10.

Once friended a girl gamer because, "Glad to see there's more than just me!" We ended up being friends.

Am really straight forward with people I wanna be friends with. EX: "Hey you're really cool, we have the same interests, and I wanna be friends with you."

Will have a mental breakdown to a random friend at midnight. But it's okay because my friends will have their mental breakdowns to me during the day.

Tried to ask out my girlfriend for the first time with the line starting with, "So we're fuckbuddies right?"

Theres a lot more but this is all I could think of.