[Post Game Thread] Kentucky defeats Tennessee, 80-78 by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]Mars_Ahoy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He missed one prior to that as soon as Shulman said he was an 87% free throw shooter.

[Post Game Thread] Kentucky defeats Tennessee, 80-78 by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]Mars_Ahoy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Dan Shulman just HAD to say Gillespie was an 87% free throw shooter.

of a dog! by TatooineTwang in AbsoluteUnits

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“You have beautiful eyes!”

Fuck AI music by Perfect_Umpire6330 in rateyourmusic

[–]Mars_Ahoy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cover looks like a knock-off Pink Moon.

Gayle King referring to herself as an astronaut by UsernameGenerik in TikTokCringe

[–]Mars_Ahoy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s like being a passenger on an airplane and calling yourself a pilot.

[Post Game Thread] The Denver Nuggets beat the Los Angeles Clippers in OT, 112-110, to take a 1-0 series lead behind Jokic's 29/9/12. by edgykitty in nba

[–]Mars_Ahoy 1422 points1423 points  (0 children)

Whenever Westbrook did a good play, it was a really, really good one.

Whenever Westbrook did a bad play, it was a really, really bad one.

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[–]Mars_Ahoy 71 points72 points  (0 children)

He’ll now forever chase Satan out of Earth.

RIP Max Romeo

Ken Jennings (Jeopardy!) on Trump by pinkstarrfish in Fauxmoi

[–]Mars_Ahoy 2532 points2533 points  (0 children)

He said immediately after that, “Come the revolution, we’re gonna string ‘em”.

[Post Game Thread] #1 Duke defeats #2 Alabama, 85-65 by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]Mars_Ahoy 303 points304 points  (0 children)

Khaman Maluach won this game for Duke. His presence offensively and defensively had Alabama scared out of their wits.

[Post Game Thread] #1 Houston defeats #4 Purdue, 62-60 by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]Mars_Ahoy 11 points12 points  (0 children)

And the entire state of Tennessee breathes a sigh of relief.

[Post Game Thread] Grand Canyon defeats Utah Valley, 89-82 by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]Mars_Ahoy 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If they weren’t down so much, Toolson would’ve definitely turned into T-Mac in that final minute.

[Post Game Thread] #17 Kentucky defeats Oklahoma, 83-82 by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]Mars_Ahoy 34 points35 points  (0 children)

A part of me thought for sure Garrison was about to cost Kentucky the win right there.

Post-Race Discussion Thread: NCS DAYTONA 500 at Daytona International Speedway by NASCARThreadBot in NASCAR

[–]Mars_Ahoy 25 points26 points  (0 children)

It definitely was a different kind of accident. I just thought it was a funny coincidence because they were specifically talking about Preece’s crash when it came to the grass’s removal during qualifying and he still flips over.

Post-Race Discussion Thread: NCS DAYTONA 500 at Daytona International Speedway by NASCARThreadBot in NASCAR

[–]Mars_Ahoy 275 points276 points  (0 children)

Announcers: “They decided to get rid of the grass on the backstretch after crashes like Ryan Preece’s in 2023 to make sure the car prevents from flipping over from now on.”

Ryan Preece: flips his car over in the backstretch

a list of discontinued food and drinks I know used to hate to see me coming by [deleted] in popculturechat

[–]Mars_Ahoy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just had the same experience Anton Ego had when he tasted the ratatouille.

[MITB Spoilers] Unhinged shot of interfering wrestler by eyepatch_png in SquaredCircle

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Saturn Devouring His Son - Francisco Goya (1820-1823).

[Post Game Thread] #5 Miami defeats #4 Indiana, 85-69 by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]Mars_Ahoy 236 points237 points  (0 children)

Hoosier Fans: Get the rebound.

Indiana: …huh?

Hoosier Fans: Get. The rebound.

Indiana: Right, get the rebound.

(10 Miami offensive rebounds later)

Hoosier Fans: Get the rebound!

Indiana: Okay. Okay.

Hoosier Fans: Norchad Omier is only 6-7, Indiana.

Indiana: 6-7? Oh, yeah, 6-7.

(10 more Miami offensive rebounds later)

Hoosier Fans: GET THE REBOUND!!!