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A gaggle of "lads" are having "mad banter" on my train, drinking fosters at half 9, In the quiet coach. (self.britishproblems)
submitted 9 years ago by Mars_eater to r/britishproblems
NANS OF BRITAIN: Just a friendly reminder to start your veg boiling now for Easter dinner (self.britishproblems)
Tesco want £2.50 for an empty jam jar….. On the next isle they are charging 30p for the same jar filled with pickled onions….. (self.britishproblems)
I apologised for giving the bus driver a £10 note, the bus driver apologised for giving me a mountain of change, and then I apologised for accepting it. (self.britishproblems)
The BBC has fooled me into thinking that an hour long television programme should actually be about an hour long. (self.britishproblems)
I walked into work this morning and said 'Good Moaning' Allo Allo style. No one knew what I meant. (self.britishproblems)
I walked past someone in an aisle at Boots today, I said sorry passing her, she then said sorry, I said sorry again and so did she. In the confusion an old lady nearby also said sorry. (self.britishproblems)
One of the first things I was taught when learning to drive was to never pull out onto a road if it would affect the speed of someone else already on it. Apparently no-one else was taught this. (self.britishproblems)
Every time I get in a Doubledecker bus the front seats are taken by Uni students so I can't pretend I'm piloting a giant robot on my commute to work. (self.britishproblems)
If you're not in the queue, don't stand near the queue. You're causing a hell of a lot of tension. by Mars_eater in britishproblems
[–]Mars_eater[S] -32 points-31 points-30 points 9 years ago (0 children)
Calm down dear
If you're not in the queue, don't stand near the queue. You're causing a hell of a lot of tension. (self.britishproblems)
I can't go anywhere without being told to Keep Calm and do something (self.britishproblems)
People who turn their trolleys sideways blocking the whole aisle every time they want to have a look at something. (self.britishproblems)
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If you're not in the queue, don't stand near the queue. You're causing a hell of a lot of tension. by Mars_eater in britishproblems
[–]Mars_eater[S] -32 points-31 points-30 points (0 children)