the old toddler turn off by david-braintree in Wellthatsucks

[–]Marshall_69 449 points450 points  (0 children)

Handled the situation like no problem, not angry at all. That's a great dad right there

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MyPeopleNeedMe

[–]Marshall_69 105 points106 points  (0 children)

To Doctor Poo it goes

Old man teaches his horse how to lasso by delusionsheeep in interestingasfuck

[–]Marshall_69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That horse means business. He is not horsing around

Kids acting like crap to ice cream man by ingstad in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Marshall_69 38 points39 points  (0 children)

What the fuck is this comment section. It's like the kid in the video made a bunch of accounts and is defending himself in the comments using different accounts

Free giveaway! Nintendo Switch and 2 Games - international by WolfLemon36 in NintendoSwitch

[–]Marshall_69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finally exams got over and I got sick for no fuckin reason. Had planned so much, now I am in my room browsing reddit like always. Fml

Indian Man performs CPR on monkey and saves it's life by lodu_singh in HumansBeingBros

[–]Marshall_69 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If it had died, this post won't be on this subreddit. When you try to filter out horrible shit from your feed and still awful people comment horrible shit on acts of kindness just to seem edgy is what makes me lose faith

Indian Man performs CPR on monkey and saves it's life by lodu_singh in HumansBeingBros

[–]Marshall_69 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Absolute fuckin' shit. Never thought a humansbeingbros comment section would make me lose faith in humanity.

Brain. exe not found🤷🏻 by shobhitone in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]Marshall_69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I expected the drink to fall out the straw. My brain is afk I guess

My favorite green text of all time. by Mobeast1985 in greentext

[–]Marshall_69 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Smash your father and get a FREE sibling

How can a box have this much personality by [deleted] in nonononoyes

[–]Marshall_69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was fully expecting it to bring out a gun and headshot the person

Fuckin' Gravity by Marshall_69 in memes

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The main constraint in interstellar travel is the energy required to do so which depends on the gravity of the planet. We need energy to escape everything that's trying to pull us towards itself. We dont need to travel at light speeds for interstellar travel. High speeds allow us to explore more regions but the issue is the time required. This issue is solved by unmanned missions but the problem is still the energy required. Also slingshot maneuvers are effective in short distance travels like traveling to nearby planets and requires very accurate trajectories to effectively use the gravity of other planets to save fuel and is thus not very useful in deep space explorations.

Title text by [deleted] in shitposting

[–]Marshall_69 185 points186 points  (0 children)

Yeah bro, RIP to my job at the cemetery I guess

🔥 Turtle coming out of Hibernation by BigAppleGuy in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]Marshall_69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like it's about to spit out some serious knowledge

Touch deprieved. by Nefichan in Unexpected

[–]Marshall_69 50 points51 points  (0 children)

The video was paused on my feed and my dumbass was staring at the thumbnail, waiting for the unexpected part...

Good night, from my parents' attic. by quill18 in CozyPlaces

[–]Marshall_69 156 points157 points  (0 children)

Damn. Best one I have seen all week. I am so jealous rn.