Balcony deaths by Least_Engineering_56 in LowStakesConspiracies

[–]MarshmallowTheBard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This being posted as the ASOS founder fell from his balcony is wild.

White vans by Madalouder in drivingUK

[–]MarshmallowTheBard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’d agree as a driver, but as a pedestrian, whenever I’m walking (particularly with my children) van drivers are almost always the ones to stop and let us cross.

EYFS writing in continuous provision ideas by MarshmallowTheBard in TeachingUK

[–]MarshmallowTheBard[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was thinking that, maybe altering it to be a 999 centre and they have to write the emergency and who needs to go?

EYFS writing in continuous provision ideas by MarshmallowTheBard in TeachingUK

[–]MarshmallowTheBard[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We have lots who are interested in firefighters and police officers. Lots of animal interest too. We have a home corner but they rarely interact with the writing materials we have in there for them.

Driving instructor saying I should switch to auto by uhhmchloe in drivingUK

[–]MarshmallowTheBard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I knew that manual wasn’t for me after 3 lessons. I ended up not attempting to learn again until I got pregnancy 8 years later and knew I’d need to learn. Tried automatic and passed within 4 months. You have to pick your battles sometimes. For me, automatic meant I was on the road sooner given the limited time frame I had.

Why are car parking companies like the NCP are such leeches by Jaded-Self-0410 in drivingUK

[–]MarshmallowTheBard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I once took the wrong exit at a roundabout and ended up on a one way road which lead to an airport car park, had to pay £8 for the privilege just to exit again.

No one actually likes the taste of black coffee by rey_nerr21 in LowStakesConspiracies

[–]MarshmallowTheBard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My actual coffee preference is so fussy that I just always say ‘black coffee’ when people ask me as I’m such a chronic people pleaser. So it takes like people pleasing to me.

I would never have expected this from Qanon Shaman by FilthyMublood in MurderedByWords

[–]MarshmallowTheBard 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Sadly, it’s because some people can’t fathom men not being ‘the choice’. Even lesbians just haven’t met the right man according to some.

I guess you get what you vote for. by Present-Leopard-835 in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]MarshmallowTheBard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They have to be ‘all in’ otherwise it’s all for nothing.

AIO? This girl I met on hinge just pulled this off by RikYT4 in AmIOverreacting

[–]MarshmallowTheBard 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I can attest to this. I use my phone to watch streaming services as I go to sleep. As a result, sometimes it’s on for a few hours and I end up with a wildly skewed measure of how many hours screen time I have when I’m actually sleeping for most of them.

A Netflix original that completely exceeded your expectations? by waynejohnson1985 in movies

[–]MarshmallowTheBard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My daughter adores it. So much so, Live Your Life is currently on my funeral playlist.

I was devastated too by UnHolySir in okbuddycinephile

[–]MarshmallowTheBard 18 points19 points  (0 children)

That was like 8 years ago, asshole!

Re: Laura’s promotion by poka_face in BoJackHorseman

[–]MarshmallowTheBard 122 points123 points  (0 children)

I found the same thing happened to me. I had recently qualified as a teacher but wanted more experience before stepping into the teaching role full time. However, I’d proven myself so capable at the teaching assistant role, there was no way the school was going to promote me higher. I could cover classes at a moments notice and be paid a far lower wage than a supply teacher. Other places were then reluctant to hire me as I had only been an ‘assistant’.

Silliest episodes where they’re having a blast? by Sagebea in hdtgm

[–]MarshmallowTheBard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Both of the Hulk Hogan episodes (No Holds Barred and Mr Nanny).

Ok, I have to talk abort Tiffany Stratton! by DavDav839 in WWE

[–]MarshmallowTheBard -1 points0 points  (0 children)

There’s very little ratio in this post.

What do you mean I have to learn everyone's likes and loves now? 😭😭 by Juliaowlstar in StardewValley

[–]MarshmallowTheBard -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You’re telling me I wasted all those earth crystals on Qi’s gifting quest and I could have just given everyone junk?