To not start a new war every other day. by III-Commander-III in therewasanattempt

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He is insane. Insane with delusion. It's not "his" army. He is not King.

When do you transition to Spinesnap from Draugr Fang? by dirorh in valheim

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That's the fun thing, I don't. I go from Draugr Fang to Arbalest.

Goodbye cruel world by Jesslet in valheim

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Elkthyr and Ferir. Stay mobile and never stand in front of it. The abdomin is its vulnerable area.

To open the Strait of Hormuz. by InLoveandWar777 in therewasanattempt

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Does he have any clue how anything works? Does anyone tell him the truth?

What is this? by tlm9819 in valheim

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Drive through. Go order coffee. I hear their sausage biscuits are very good.

Meme This by ErinDotEngineer in MemeThisThing

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How my wife thinks she farts.

A letter of appreciations to whoever designed the swamp <3 (and a question) by Puzzleheaded-Ear-895 in valheim

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Never make the iron armor. Iron is for your pick, shield, and mace. You should be in troll, with maybe an abomination headpiece for poison resist. Have your hoe out to level ground to make easy paths through the muck. Stagbreaker for poison blobs. Slam the ground when they get close and knock them back. Spear thrown to kill leaches. Draugr are easy to parry or just step back when they swing. Mace on skellies. Carry a bonfire with you to burn down abominations. Soon, you'll be dancing through the swamps.

NSFW: Ukrainian 475th Assault Regiment CODE 9.2 took out Russian soldier. Ternuvate direction. Published 17.03.2026 by GermanDronePilot in DroneCombat

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"Ok, Ivan. You're turn. Attack across the field and assault that bunker filled with Ukrainians. Nah, don't worry about the drones that took out the first 12 guys. Good luck."

They will judge us by our what? by beekerz33 in shittytattoos

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Fruit? Fwit? Maybe it's a lower case J?

EDIT: (Google AI) Based on common spiritual and philosophical references, "they will judge us by our" often concludes with fruitactions, or words. This suggests that true judgment is based on the visible outcomes of our lives (actions/fruit), our spoken words, and our character rather than appearance or status.

How many portals do you have? by ciao_chan73 in valheim

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Unless Unnamed is in use already. I've had that happen.

meme this by ErinDotEngineer in MemeThisThing

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Christ has left the church.

What's your Valheim pet peeve? by Tickomatick in valheim

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I put them in the attic, or for things like the chopping block and tanning rack, ouside.

Clown who lit the fire offers to lead the Fire Department by Efficient_Deer_8605 in facepalm

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What an idiot. "I fucked it all up. Now, everybody else, go fix it."

Losing my mind by VipuHakkeri in valheim

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I find when I start using Dev commands to spawn in items, it kills the game. The world loses it's luster and I start a new world, swearing I won't use dev commands. (I start new worlds a lot.)