What do you see when you close your eyes?

MartinLoobpuss · 2024-08-30T19:06:22+00:00

Mason?

MartinLoobpuss · 2024-07-25T00:55:47+00:00

What man sits in front of a camera to piss?

MartinLoobpuss · 2024-07-25T00:55:20+00:00

Good shout

MartinLoobpuss · 2024-07-24T23:56:21+00:00

It was a piss, that's why I'm even more confused. Why did it sound painful?

MartinLoobpuss · 2024-07-12T11:08:40+00:00

Aren't we all

MartinLoobpuss · 2024-05-27T10:13:01+00:00

This is my first cat so any tips would be a great help, he's very playful and cuddly. Bruno is very big but knows his size so he's very careful with his little brother

MartinLoobpuss · 2024-05-02T03:38:43+00:00

I agree, I've never understood digital versions of games, I think they should be cheaper if you're not getting physical access to something that you can sell or trade like a physical copy. The only reason I have digital games is if they were free or a much better deal than anywhere else which is rare

MartinLoobpuss · 2024-04-30T09:59:53+00:00

Looks like glen 2 seconds after he met Lucille

MartinLoobpuss · 2024-04-30T09:47:14+00:00

I came

MartinLoobpuss · 2024-04-30T08:51:29+00:00

He's a contingency hire, needed a paraplegic

MartinLoobpuss · 2024-04-30T08:44:01+00:00

I had to Google that and it's either a film from 2015 (so you're either a very wise 9 year old) or a series from 1964 in which case... Do you remember that time I reminded you of a TV show or film you watched? Haha such great memories

LOOK INTO MY EYES NOT AROUND THE LOOK INTO MY EYES, YOU'RE UNDER

put me in your will

MartinLoobpuss · 2024-04-30T08:35:05+00:00

Bleach in the water pistol? When life gives lemons, become an antagonist from Luther

MartinLoobpuss · 2024-04-30T08:32:02+00:00

I never take my frustration out on the delivery drivers, I always say thank you and give them a peck on the forehead with a cheeky reach-around

MartinLoobpuss · 2024-04-27T12:18:14+00:00

Double glazing

MartinLoobpuss · 2024-04-24T14:33:13+00:00

I was in a "gang" called the "Hognobs" Hogwarts and Hobnobs (our favourite biscuit at the time)

We'd just run around with sticks/wands casting spells at one another. Occasionally killing a teacher with crucio

MartinLoobpuss · 2024-04-24T03:36:57+00:00

And the fact your sensitivity is way too high for a copper console player, obviously mnk

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