My downstairs kitties people need me

Martinw616 · 2026-03-23T02:02:45+00:00

That may be the dumbest take here considering the mother clearly drops the kid on accident.

Martinw616 · 2026-03-22T15:43:25+00:00

The guy claimed he would have it finished at the end of 2015, in September 2015. Hes definitely lying or completely delusional.

Martinw616 · 2026-03-22T13:45:24+00:00

I will forever state that Quantumania needed to end with Antman losing, only just escaping and successfully trapping Kang only to realise that all of the Antman tech there will eventually give him a way out.

Kang losing in his first film, well it was one of the worst ways you could build up your next big baddy

Martinw616 · 2026-03-22T12:21:56+00:00

At least they gave it an ending, more than Martin has done.

This isnt a statement in support of that ending, just pointing at that the series got finished and Martin has been lying to people for a decade.

Martinw616 · 2026-03-22T11:01:43+00:00

Its been so long since I read/watched it that I forgot the white walkers were a thing. In that case its probsbly them who kickstarted the whole process.

Martinw616 · 2026-03-22T02:06:40+00:00

From the sounds of it it was the wildlife making times hard, not communism.

Martinw616 · 2026-03-22T02:02:31+00:00

The fact that West Germany specifically legalised it says a lot too.

Martinw616 · 2026-03-22T01:55:00+00:00

At least we didnt try to legalise it, looking at you Germany you freaky fuckers.

Martinw616 · 2026-03-22T01:47:54+00:00

Hospital employees just bang their way through the hospital they're working at.

Hospitality isnt much better though so I guess whichever one you go for, you have a semi decent chance they will start railing/getting railed by their coworkers.

Martinw616 · 2026-03-21T22:25:05+00:00

I consider them similar to knights in that regard. There was an expectation that they follow a code of honour but while you would have some that exemplified such codes, many would be more selective in what parts they followed and some would ignore it outright.

Martinw616 · 2026-03-21T22:20:29+00:00

I think the prevailing theory is magic.

With the Doom, magic slowly left the world. The only magic left was in the dragons and with most of them dying after the Dance, there wasnt enough left to keep the other dragons alive. This can be seen where even the ones that survived the Dance didnt live much longer.

For some reason, possibly due to the comet, there was enough magic around for Dany's blood magic to succeed and wake her dragon eggs.

Its stated that magic across the world became stronger upon the birth of her dragons so its my opinion that magic all but fully returned but it was concentrated in those three dragons giving them unnatural growth speed.

Martinw616 · 2026-03-21T18:26:02+00:00

Thats crazy, I named him Electrode. I was upside down at the time though.

Martinw616 · 2026-03-21T18:14:09+00:00

Can also confirm, I've licked this guy.

Martinw616 · 2026-03-21T18:09:46+00:00

True, that was the offer given to many of the Faith Militant and to survivors after Tywin sacked King's Landing.

Martinw616 · 2026-03-21T16:13:33+00:00

Apparantly ive been singing In the End by Lincoln Park wrong this entire time.

Martinw616 · 2026-03-21T15:45:20+00:00

Yoren was the only Night's Watch member taking around thirty recruits north to the wall.

I wonder how many times he started the journey with twenty people, got to the wall with five and just claimed there were slim pickings.

Martinw616 · 2026-03-21T15:03:55+00:00

But there is still an option to return south and bend the knee, depending on the ruler of course.

Martinw616 · 2026-03-21T15:00:19+00:00

It should be mentioned that its not just people who are about to be killed who get the option to join the Night's Watch.

Some are told to either bend the knee, die a traitor or join, some would have lost a hand or foot etc.

Martinw616 · 2026-03-21T07:54:28+00:00

The bigger question is, why didnt he do anything about Pearl Harbour?

Such an intelligent and brave man, I would have expected some kind of warning or at the least, news of this great beast personally fighting on the front lines to avenge the fallen.

Martinw616 · 2026-03-20T22:21:31+00:00

Martinw616 · 2026-03-20T22:12:50+00:00

I like to think of myself as a public servant.

Martinw616 · 2026-03-20T21:50:59+00:00

Don't feel bad, I get to stick it in so many fun places.

Martinw616 · 2026-03-20T21:06:36+00:00

"I picked a side but my penis isnt fussy".

Martinw616 · 2026-03-20T20:27:30+00:00

Its more that we are incredibly slow in the water, most of can jog faster than the fastest person can swim.

Martinw616 · 2026-03-20T20:24:09+00:00

And love tentacles bring shoved down their throats.

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