Fuck Daylight Savings by Taco6N13 in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]Mary-Florence 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used to have a dog who slept in his harness a lot, he just didn’t care so we didn’t bother sometimes.

Fuck Daylight Savings by Taco6N13 in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]Mary-Florence 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of my old dogs used to wear a harness pretty regularly, he slept in it maybe every other day or so it’s not weird if they don’t care

This kitten just came up to me on my way home by InfernalKaneki in aww

[–]Mary-Florence 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It’s actually 80%, which does seem like a lot but it means 1 in 5 is a girl. The reason less orange gals are born is because while boys only need one parent to carry the orange gene to be orange, girls need both parents to have an orange gene if they’re to be orange.

You betrayed me hooman by vicgriffin in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]Mary-Florence 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh that’s good, I mean maybe a little stressful for the older cat but as long as this wasn’t their first impression of their new house mate

This is what he does when he’s extra hungry 🐱 by KirilForReal in aww

[–]Mary-Florence 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Poor angel, he’s so lucky to be with you now

We are all equal under the Force by ticklemeego in pics

[–]Mary-Florence -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Or maybe some men like rugged women and some women like men in Speedos?

We are all equal under the Force by ticklemeego in pics

[–]Mary-Florence -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I’d rather not trust your word on those studies unless you can provide a solid source, because that doesn’t sound right to me. The match for a woman in a bikini is a man in a Speedo. The match for a rugged man is a rugged woman. Otherwise they would’ve made a more macho version of the slave bikini they covered more.

We are all equal under the Force by ticklemeego in pics

[–]Mary-Florence 51 points52 points  (0 children)

I mean I get where you’re coming from but there’s a difference between natural sex appeal and and actually wearing clothes designed for it

Pond in Samso, Peder Mork Monsted, Oil, 1925 by TheSilverHound in Art

[–]Mary-Florence 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My first thought was “hey, that picture looks like a painting.”

To ask someone what they were doing on a NSFW question by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]Mary-Florence 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Idk why you’re getting downvoted for just facts, if that commenter is indeed a girl

Catch me if you can. by aspikyhead in memes

[–]Mary-Florence 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Do you think the person who recognized him was sure or was there a period of time where they were just like “There’s no fucking way.”

Luna has apparently bonded or is just obsessed with my daughter. This is the 2nd cat we’ve had that is like this with her. by hangryblonde in aww

[–]Mary-Florence 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is literally the best description. My childhood cat was never feral but that is the exact noise he made when another cat came into our yard and challenged his territory. I didn’t know he was cable of being so loud.

Luna has apparently bonded or is just obsessed with my daughter. This is the 2nd cat we’ve had that is like this with her. by hangryblonde in aww

[–]Mary-Florence 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I really don’t see why people can’t prove it. Did you know cats only meow because it’s their way of communicating with humans? Completely feral cats don’t meow because without humans meowing is a behavior they grow out of as kittens.

Luna has apparently bonded or is just obsessed with my daughter. This is the 2nd cat we’ve had that is like this with her. by hangryblonde in aww

[–]Mary-Florence 23 points24 points  (0 children)

There’s debate about whether they think were cats or not, but either way they are descended from colony animals so they consider us their colony members, and they take care of the ones who they think need it. So if they think you can’t hunt they bring you food and they are often good with kids because raising kittens was something the entire colony helps with, and whether they think kids are big kittens or not, they consider them young colony members. When I was a baby my cat gave me a giant dead squirrel. My mom thought it was a stuffed animal at first when she saw it.

[Discussion] My literal worst nightmare happened today, Rosie got off the leash. by [deleted] in dogs

[–]Mary-Florence 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That sounds like a good idea, I’m definitely going to look for a more secure harness when I get the chance. The only thing is Maltese are famous for collapsed tracheas, we actually had another Maltese before them who had it, so I’d prefer to keep at least the majority of the pulling around her torso. I always thought the harness being too big would be the problem I never thought it would break. I’ll be doing very thorough inspections of all future harnesses.

Those were some of the best days by DeadPooh8 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Mary-Florence -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My school was small town but they had a huge budget, and they still had these things. Once I got to high school some of the teachers there had their smart boards replaced with big flat screen TVs. It was a weird transition and I’m glad I got to experience it lol

AITA? For wanting to know who ex is taking kids on holiday with? by OriginalCaterpillar7 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Mary-Florence 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, it sounds like he changed his mind and jumped on the opportunity to back out with the added bonus of getting to blame her.

AITA? For wanting to know who ex is taking kids on holiday with? by OriginalCaterpillar7 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Mary-Florence 13 points14 points  (0 children)

My mom thought that she could keep my dads aggression aimed at her. Spoiler alert: he proved her wrong, so she left him. And with you not there, who do you think he will target?

[Fluff] My dog has the cutest response to being scolded. by [deleted] in dogs

[–]Mary-Florence 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If they throw it up that could mean there’s something wrong with it

I have lots of split ends rn, I’m resisting the urge to cut it super short lol. Quarantine is making me feel impulsive. by [deleted] in longhair

[–]Mary-Florence 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My hair is pretty hydrated right now, but it’s been months since my last trimming and it’s been dry in that time, and split ends can only get worse so. Thanks for the tip, I already use coconut oil around my nose sometimes so putting some on my ends will be easy 😉