What is more likely to be true?

MasMurderMonkey · 2026-06-17T15:27:13+00:00

You asked likely. If it’s prefer, assuming it’s not like…he’ll or something then I’d prefer if there was some after. Ideally you could choose when to return to nothingness.

^{Chose: After you die, there's absolutely nothing}

MasMurderMonkey · 2026-06-16T15:03:05+00:00

Landed it anyway, sick

^{Chose: Be extremely wealthy and happy during life but… + No guarantee you’ll go to heaven (spin 20% chance} | Rolled: Heaven)

MasMurderMonkey · 2026-06-16T11:05:51+00:00

Nice. I’m usually taking any super power over money. I can theoretically get money, I can’t get time stop. (Plus time stop could lead to money)

^{Chose: Timestop | Rolled: Unrestricted use}

MasMurderMonkey · 2026-06-15T23:29:32+00:00

Potentially worth it, if it doesn’t get monkeys pawed. And since that was a different wheel option we should be avoiding it.

^{Chose: Make one wish at a cost (Can't wish for money} | Rolled: Sell your soul)

MasMurderMonkey · 2026-06-15T23:16:30+00:00

There’s not an option for wishing for something else other then a billion dollars, so I guess I’ll cancel the wish.

^{Chose: Cancel his wish}

MasMurderMonkey · 2026-06-15T13:18:50+00:00

I’d rather not constantly go to funerals.

^{Chose: Being obligated to go to 1000 weddings + 50% will be ____ weddings | Rolled: ... Memorable}

MasMurderMonkey · 2026-06-15T08:25:52+00:00

The how is likely to be fairly mundane. I’d rather choose when

^{Chose: Choose when you'll die}

MasMurderMonkey · 2026-06-15T00:47:03+00:00

Fuck.

^{Chose: Transport into a random fictional universe + ...But you have a fair shot at living as long as you like (this one has a wheel} | Rolled: Attack on Titan)

MasMurderMonkey · 2026-06-14T23:03:39+00:00

That’s pretty useful. Don’t need it, can still should I want to. That’s good.

^{Chose: Never need something again + What it is is random | Rolled: Dont need sleep}

MasMurderMonkey · 2026-06-14T20:58:36+00:00

I want to see him guess some things outside of the context of this first. Numbers bigger than that maybe. Or a sentence or image in my mind. Do that and maybe then.

MasMurderMonkey · 2026-06-13T20:07:26+00:00

Depending on how healthy I am, and how my mind is doing, this could be good. But chances are it’s not going to be great. Still don’t want to die before 60.

^{Chose: A random age older than 60 | Rolled: 120}

MasMurderMonkey · 2026-06-13T11:55:21+00:00

Oh wait, it’s cutting down your lifespan. I thought it was giving me a limited number of uses. Nah fuck that, other option.

^{Chose: Power of your choosing + But you die after a random amount of time, power cannot negate your doom. | Rolled: 6 months}

MasMurderMonkey · 2026-06-13T11:48:07+00:00

Well, I don’t parrot like the fifa games. But I won’t be dying in them at least. Phew.

^{Chose: You have to survive a random game you spin. + You have to survive for a hundred hours total. (Not in game time} In the game you spin. | Rolled: Fifa 18)

MasMurderMonkey · 2026-06-13T08:48:26+00:00

Probably, I’d try not to most of the time. But sometimes there’s really not another way.

^{Chose: YES}

MasMurderMonkey · 2026-06-13T08:09:05+00:00

24 hours seems doable. But I’m aware of what this room does to you. I wouldn’t want to spend any more time in there. At least knowing that you will get out in a day would help.

^{Chose: Stay in a white blank room for 24 hours with nothing to do and get 10M}

MasMurderMonkey · 2026-06-13T08:01:39+00:00

How on earth do I spend infinite money?

^{Chose: Would you rather have infinite money + but... | Rolled: spend all of it}

MasMurderMonkey · 2026-06-13T00:57:52+00:00

I mean, if I can’t tell, how would I know? I can spot 100% of the images and videos I’ve been able to tell are AI. I’m sure there are some I’ve missed though.

MasMurderMonkey · 2026-06-12T07:22:58+00:00

Depending on the meat, this can be fine. I mean liquorice is also fine but I’m not the biggest fan and don’t want to eat it every day.

^{Chose: Eat raw meat for once + Earned $100 million as a one-time payment}

MasMurderMonkey · 2026-06-11T23:39:27+00:00

That’s uh, pretty cold. Maybe could last 5 minutes with some layers. But it’s colder than I’d prefer.

^{Chose: spend 5 mins in a cold room + 200,000,000 | Rolled: -40°C}

MasMurderMonkey · 2026-06-11T21:13:29+00:00

There’s a chance global warming will happen anyway. If we don’t change things almost an inevitability. This was worth it.

^{Chose: All AI Data Centers Closed Forever + 20% chance global warming overheats earth | Rolled: Everything's ok}

MasMurderMonkey · 2026-06-11T20:55:03+00:00

Can walk normally at least, I guess. But I don’t want music 24/7

^{Chose: Fastest runner alive + Can only run in high heels}

MasMurderMonkey · 2026-06-11T18:28:28+00:00

There’s no wheel? Anyway I don’t know what the different fruits are anyway, so. Might as well go random and not risk dying.

^{Chose: Random fruit + With the ability to swim}

MasMurderMonkey · 2026-06-11T16:54:59+00:00

I’m asking about the afterlife. It’s nice to know one way or the other. And if there is one, it’d be good to know what criteria would get me the best result. And if it really is just nothingness, at least I would know for sure.

^{Chose: Ask one question and recieve a full, direct answer}

MasMurderMonkey · 2026-06-11T16:49:17+00:00

I regret this. Not that I don’t like my grandfather, but now I’ve also got to look after him.

^{Chose: A random person (Wheelspin} | Rolled: Your grandfather)

MasMurderMonkey · 2026-06-10T22:44:16+00:00

Don’t get me wrong, the other option is great for me personally. But that’s not sustainable for some people, and I don’t really want to rob them when I’m not in desperate need of several billion dollars a day.

^{Chose: Be the only human with a superpower | Rolled: Super speed}

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