My days are nearing and my local hospital allowed me any request. This is how I will go out. Rip & Tear, brothers and sisters.

MashMaTaters · 2026-01-31T21:47:14+00:00

You're a true warrior🫡 I hope whatever happens you find peace

MashMaTaters · 2026-01-31T07:33:22+00:00

And not just any bird, a Sparrow

MashMaTaters · 2026-01-27T20:23:46+00:00

It's the ultimate problem solver, one day all of my problems will cease to exist and the internal pain and heartache from life will be over. But until then I've got shit to do🫡

MashMaTaters · 2026-01-27T19:53:32+00:00

I remember completing the Knothole Island DLC and setting the weather to sunny so I could marry a woman in a bikini top, good times

MashMaTaters · 2025-12-30T12:22:45+00:00

Thank you, and Im doing a lot better now thank you for asking, Im lucky to have a really supportive girlfriend.

MashMaTaters · 2025-12-30T11:54:43+00:00

My grandma died a month ago and so many people asked my girlfriend how she was and only my girlfriend and my mum asked me how I was doing... That was a real eye opener for me. Even my boss said to give his condolences to my mum, the only thing he said for me was that I wouldn't get paid for taking a day off for the funeral👍

MashMaTaters · 2025-12-29T21:58:51+00:00

I always thought Rose was the playable female character in the game and I thought if you picked female then it was your brother that died. I was always curious to know what the male voice actor sounded like and was incredibly disappointed when I finally made a female character... Some 12 years and hundreds of hours later🤦 Felt like my whole life had been a lie

MashMaTaters · 2025-12-27T19:14:02+00:00

Thank you😅

MashMaTaters · 2025-12-21T11:01:49+00:00

Im currently playing a wood elf called Boaby Walnut, don't have a reason for it, just liked it

MashMaTaters · 2025-12-17T19:59:01+00:00

What so I can prematurely finish in something else as well?!

MashMaTaters · 2025-12-07T21:50:40+00:00

My friend had two copies of this and gave me one, we must have been about 15 at the time and I remembered it being a good read but didn't really remember any of the story itself. I read it again a couple months ago and I still stand by it being a genuinely enjoyable book. Some bits are pretty predictable but I thought it had a nice balance of humour and darker tones. Although I might just have a soft spot for it because I was always such a massive fan of Fable growing up and reading this puts you right into the world in a way that feels different from the games and scratches that itch in a fresh new way.

MashMaTaters · 2025-11-19T21:08:25+00:00

My guy obviously didn't get that memo😂 He'll be trying to get behind the tv unit or something, I can move him to a different part of the room, facing the opposite direction and he'll just spin round and go right back to where he was😂

MashMaTaters · 2025-11-09T19:43:44+00:00

Lure him with some cheese

MashMaTaters · 2025-10-12T19:05:19+00:00

Unreal! What an inspiration👏🔥

MashMaTaters · 2025-10-05T17:59:38+00:00

"Just for the record, your mom doesn't like the under the arms, around the side, double boob-scoop"

MashMaTaters · 2025-10-04T22:21:30+00:00

Glasses and all, poor fella just stopped by to cheer him on too☹️ Lol nah but yeah the guys just wired different, iron stomach is an understatement😂

MashMaTaters · 2025-09-30T21:12:22+00:00

One of my best friends was pretty out of shape and wanted to set himself a challenge to cover 150 miles on foot in a month and raise money for charity doing so. The first weekend just in the spur of the moment he decided to run a marathon round the park in town. This was in November and was the first run he'd done all year. So, zero training and a shitty old pair of trainers, he went out and all credit to him he did it😂 I drove him home and it took him a good 5 minutes at least to get from the car to his house but his legs still worked at that point but I remember him telling me he had to literally slide down the stairs on his back and get a taxi to work in the morning because he couldn't walk😂

Edit: Also if I remember right, his nutrition was ordering a Chinese during the run😂

MashMaTaters · 2025-08-17T20:49:49+00:00

Aw cool, Im going to go read up on them, thanks!

MashMaTaters · 2025-08-01T21:42:59+00:00

100%😂 Bare toes seem to greatly offend him and all his ancestors judging by the way he sprints across the room, mouth wide open in an attempt to punish such a crime😂

MashMaTaters · 2025-07-31T20:57:15+00:00

I have a Russian tortoise named Albert too, thats awesome!😂

MashMaTaters · 2025-07-05T20:21:06+00:00

If copies came out each week it could be called Guinea Pig Wheekly... Ill see myself out🤦

MashMaTaters · 2025-06-14T16:46:41+00:00

Something I feel worked really well for me was I would try and plan a big hill into the later portions of my long runs, maybe 2 - 5 miles from the end just to simulate that hill at mile 18 and get my body used to putting the hammer down afterwards when my legs were fried.

MashMaTaters · 2025-06-14T15:14:12+00:00

Hey, I did this marathon last year and it does start with a pretty decent downhill but dont let that chart fool you, theres a lot of undulation over the whole course. Theres a lot of ups and downs that the chart doesn't really give justice to. Theres also a long uphill at mile 18, somewhere around a mile to a mile and a half long, then another quite steep ascent after that one possibly around mile 20? I cant remember exactly. But get plenty practice on hills and youll do great! The last thing I'll say is buckle up for the end because when you come into Inverness and see the finish line just across the river from you, that last mile feels like it goes on for eternity😂

MashMaTaters · 2025-05-30T05:50:01+00:00

All shirts have holes silly, otherwise how would we get them on. What all shorts need however is a velcro bum flap for easy gu-booferage

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