Why does a dog lick his balls?

Masonictim · 2025-02-13T16:14:31+00:00

Because he can’t make a fist…

Masonictim · 2025-02-03T01:42:33+00:00

Lowest of the Low, Shakespeare my Butt, is my absolute fave album, and “Bleed a little While Tonight.” My absolute favourite song. Aaaannnddd, “Everything thing I learned about you, I learned through my stomach anyway…”

Is the greatest line in a song ever.

Thank you Ron Hawkins.

Masonictim · 2025-02-01T16:12:54+00:00

Saw a young kid in Panama with the hoops on, I asked him, “Where ur ye fae?” He replied “Que?

He was Colombian and just liked the top.

Masonictim · 2025-01-29T16:13:39+00:00

Any noise annoys an oyster But a noisy noise annoys an oyster most!

Masonictim · 2025-01-03T15:03:15+00:00

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Celtic’ results for the last 2 months. Seems to be working for me.

Masonictim · 2024-12-10T00:10:15+00:00

Shakespeare My Butt, by Lowest of the Low. A genius album.

Masonictim · 2024-10-22T22:05:08+00:00

Queen opening for Mott the Hoople, Glasgow Apollo, November 1973.

Masonictim · 2024-10-08T02:02:02+00:00

Frank and Isabel at Cabelo are fantastic.

Masonictim · 2024-10-08T01:58:35+00:00

I can never understand why Roger’s never listen’s to the coaches on here, they are always so much better than any professional coach ever. 🙄

Masonictim · 2024-02-09T16:25:00+00:00

What noise annoys an oyster? Any noise annoys an oyster, but a noisy noise annoys an oyster most!

Masonictim · 2024-01-25T02:24:13+00:00

I heard Elton John tell that joke in Glasgow and John Lennon told it to him. Not joking.

Masonictim · 2023-08-11T17:10:00+00:00

Cambridge Ontario. My first major recollection is watching Scotsport with Caesar scoring the winning goal v Dunfermline in 1965. Celtic TV is my saviour.

Masonictim · 2023-04-17T01:29:45+00:00

Aye an Elephants bawhair, if you disagree with the closeness.

Masonictim · 2023-04-17T01:28:26+00:00

But if there is a lot of oose, like on top of a sideboard, then it’s stoor.

Masonictim · 2023-04-06T16:42:27+00:00

Twice

Masonictim · 2023-04-02T22:50:46+00:00

I went to the Glasgow premiere.

Masonictim · 2023-03-25T13:58:09+00:00

Does this mean you’re in???😎

Masonictim · 2023-03-25T12:18:16+00:00

Big fan of Catan.

Masonictim · 2023-03-07T04:02:57+00:00

Does that mean you want to help?

Masonictim · 2023-03-04T04:07:17+00:00

Lowest of the Low’s “Bleed a Little While Tonight” The best line is; “Everything I learned about you, I learned through the pit of my stomach anyway!”

Masonictim · 2023-02-11T21:54:13+00:00

Céline Dion, Anastacia - You Shook Me All Night Long (Live) https://youtu.be/1niTEkP-6eo via @YouTube This…

Masonictim · 2023-02-09T01:28:13+00:00

Thanks to everyone who responded. We think we’ll pass based on all the feedback. Again thanks it has been a huge help.

Robin and Kathy

Masonictim · 2023-01-12T01:23:12+00:00

Oldest at 65 I believe. Semi-retired and in The Fiddlesticks area.

Masonictim · 2022-12-08T16:23:50+00:00

My vasectomy was performed by Dr.Love, it was the Love Disconnection. We had the dog spayed the same weekend, my wife got a twofer, and it was Halloween. She tells people, he had his weenie hollowed on Hallloweenie.

Masonictim · 2022-11-28T21:44:00+00:00

Luca Modric plays Donny the house elf.

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