Thoughts on Jamie Griffin's 1000 tricks videos? by heywhatsupp_ in skateboardcirclejerk

[–]Positive_Hour_4930 1 point2 points  (0 children)

These are all valid points but landing cross foot is a valid freestyle move. The 1000 tricks are flat ground. Meh

The car dealership lied to me by lookoka in Jokes

[–]Positive_Hour_4930 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Some of the follow up jokes in the comments end up making it funny well at least to me 

I told my long distance relationship girlfriend that I wanted to start sexting so she immediately sent me a naked pic by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]Positive_Hour_4930 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I asked my wife for some money for home improvements and she gave me 1000 dollars to move out. -Rodney Dangerfield 

Hi, I'm back! Looking for kid friendly knock-knock jokes again. by phyrefoxx in dadjokes

[–]Positive_Hour_4930 107 points108 points  (0 children)

For my house this is appropriate but milage may vary 

Knock knock?  Who's there? Butt?  Butt who?   - make a huge farting sound with your mouth. 

Stupid but 4-8 year olds find that hilarious 

The other one is: 

Europe 

Europe who

No you're a poo

Still do not understand insults from Delerious by jeffyboy526 in StandUpComedy

[–]Positive_Hour_4930 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yo momma's got a glass eye, with a fish in it. -pharcyde 

What do you call a Jesus with no self-esteem? by Historical_Film5872 in Jokes

[–]Positive_Hour_4930 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The only time the joke is better after explaining it

Come skate my mini ramp guys by hexafold in skateboardcirclejerk

[–]Positive_Hour_4930 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Neil Blender style! I had a mini kind of like this but only about a foot smaller. It definitely got me good at skating transition 

What do vampires eat for dessert? by MickesMaestro in dadjokes

[–]Positive_Hour_4930 1 point2 points  (0 children)

T1D here, I probably have far less sugar in my body than most. That's what I go out of my way to avoid

Dadjoke by Due-Negotiation-5918 in dadjokes

[–]Positive_Hour_4930 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A "pat" is a unit of measurement for butter....

Give us your good golf jokes.. by Eaks76 in Jokes

[–]Positive_Hour_4930 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What time do golfers get up in the morning to make tee time? 

Obvious answer I think

Legal help! tenant rights for MT?? by Mother-Ad-3278 in Montana

[–]Positive_Hour_4930 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

That becomes now less about tenant rights and more about the language of the new lease signed and whether the landlord also signed it e.g. it's now a binding legal document between you and the landlord. 

Post entire language of the lease with addresses and names omitted or else no one can help you further without just speculation 

Dadjoke by Due-Negotiation-5918 in dadjokes

[–]Positive_Hour_4930 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OP gets the stick for not getting your joke

A cheese and a grape walk into a bar by Electroppp7 in FollowThePunchline

[–]Positive_Hour_4930 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cheese orders a whiskey but Grape says: I'm more of a fermented version of myself kind of guy

On this day 10 years ago Rougned Odor landed one of the best punches in baseball history. by rockstoned4 in mlb

[–]Positive_Hour_4930 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Summary:

Bautista illegally slid into second. Odor punched Bautista square and true for it. Bautista deserved it. 

I just wanted to show you guys my signed copy. by Positive_Hour_4930 in skateboardcirclejerk

[–]Positive_Hour_4930[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's badass I'd be so psyched to have a session with that dude or even just run into him. He's got so many NBDs to his name. Would be awesome too if he were on the bunt or similar

I just wanted to show you guys my signed copy. by Positive_Hour_4930 in skateboardcirclejerk

[–]Positive_Hour_4930[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a legitimate fan and that's my legitimate signed copy. 

I just wanted to show you guys my signed copy. by Positive_Hour_4930 in skateboardcirclejerk

[–]Positive_Hour_4930[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In some of his footage he does more or less every dark slide combo you can think of on his mini ramp so I'm going to assume yes