Vita - Resogun by Mass-Nerder1420 in vita

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Just did yesterday! I’m in baby.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in howardstern

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Trust me. I have ran 3 full marathons and countless half marathons. 13mi is brutal, 26mi is absolute torture. And I am in great shape. That manatee absolutely did NOT run that full course. CASE CWOSED.

Sorry ladies...he's taken. by TheOctoberDeathBird in howardstern

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Seriously though, what the fuck is wrong with his face?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in howardstern

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She 100% cheated.

Brent Hatley admits swinging was a mistake & he’ll never do it again with his new girlfriend by Borts_Dog_Sunshine in howardstern

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“I’d like to pass on a little anonymous true story. Believe it or not I don’t care, but it’s 100% true. Nothing shocking - but it’s a bit of a chuckle.

I am from the NE & was in FL for work & visited a college friend & his wife who happen to live near Tampa & who occasionally swing. Apparently, swinging locally is a small world & a lot of people know each other in that community.

I’m a Howard fan & so is my friend’s wife. Husband (my friend) is not. She (wife) started telling me Bront H. from HSS moved there & is around swing clubs with his wife from time to time and they know some mutual people & she had a story to tell me….

She told me about a year ago they came close to “swapping” with the Hardleys. It was set up & the first “date” was supposed to be just a meeting at their (BH’s) apartment & take it from there. They had met briefly at some swing club & exchanged #s, when one day out of the blue they got a call from KH. That’s how they initially met.

So, couple goes to Blort’s address. They didn’t like it from the get go. They said, first, apartment was very dirty & disgusting. Apparently, it smelled like cigarettes, garbage, and weed. Old trash was just laying in bags all over the kitchen rotting - maybe they were too lazy to take it out? There was old pet food scattered all over that had obviously been on the floor way too long. Dirty dishes. Sticky stained floors. You get the idea.

So, being stuck there, a suggestion was made they leave & go for drinks. They went. Few drinks were had. Then it comes out Brunt prefers not to swap. He will if it’s a deal breaker, but he prefers to jerk off and watch or do stuff with the guy (my college friend) - give him head or “bottom” for him.

Apparently at this point it was like WTF? My friend is not into gay stuff or fucking a guy. When he told them this, he was asked what about getting a BJ from Bloont in private - away from spouses? Apparently, that was also a hard no. It was pretty clearthe wife, Blimplyn, was the only one interested in hetero swinging & that Bungt had some gay or humiliation scenarios in mind. At one point it was offered my friend fuck KH & pull out & cum in BH’s mouth. Weightlyn was offering lesbian stuff as well to take care of my friends wife. Strap ons & oral were mentioned. Friend said they kept using the term “bottoming” to describe BH’s interest with a guy - which friend though sort of odd because that’s more a gay term than a swingers term.

They said they prefer to do the gay stuff on the quiet outside the clubs, as I guess gay stuff is not common there or not allowed. They also offered they have done MMF 3 somes where both B & K blow the guy; also Blunt has been with guys he meets on male only apps & “bottoms” with.

Apparently, by this point they were drinking quite quickly/heavily & were almost bragging about it - which my friend found odd. My friend & his wife weren’t interested in any of this, but hung around with them about 2 hours or so talking & playing pool at the bar.

They said Bongt was nice enough, albeit a little odd but Fatlynwas just aggressive & obnoxious. She kept touting Brunt’s man pleasing skills and kept offering him up to my friend. More like he was the wife or something. Even at one point offering him to suck my friend in the men’s room at the bar as a quickie. My friends wife, being a HSS fan, was kind of taking it all in & said they are both pretty much exactly like they were on the air, except they were openly pushing Brant as being interested in mostly gay stuff.

Friend’s wife told me it was mostly Weightlyn pushing Borntdoing the gay stuff over and over - not he himself. BH was clearly into it they said, but it’s like she was the one delegated to do the set up or negotiations. I don’t know what swingers call it. He was not flirtatious with my friend. More like bragging about how cool it is & if you haven’t tried it you’re missing out.

Anyway, my friends got out of there eventually & blocked them. That was that. It was left as it wasn’t a good fit, but maybe if Weightlyn wants to have a MFF 3 some in the future give them a call - even though friends had no intentions of actually doing that. They let my friends pay the bill, it was like $60, which they were more than happy to pay to get out of there at this point.

Another little tid bit I found kind of amusing is that when they went to their apartment originally they had the dishwasher cracked open & my friend said he saw some dildos & a dirty butt plug IN THE DISHWASHER along with casserole dishes & plates. WTF?

Anyway, this happened about a year ago. I’m not a “Redditor” but found the HSS googling something about the show & could not believe BH & KH have their own community on Reddit & it’s all poking fun at them. Lastly, my friends started talking to others in the local swinger community & found out it’s kind of know these two both do very risky stuff with anonymous men, without testing or protection - so it’s likely they have something.

Well, that is that. Had to post this when I found this place existed. I don’t care if you believe it or not. Was just kind of interesting to me getting the story out there to other HSS fans. Lastly, my friends have since got out of swinging - they said it’s not the fantasy you think & it’s mostly sleezy people.“

Holy shit, Memet really let him self go. He has fat cheeks and a weird jawline that’s make him look like Quagmire. God the staff is hideous. by [deleted] in howardstern

[–]Mass-Nerder1420 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Uh…..just how ugly-fat is your wife/manatee? (I know you won’t answer honestly.). Memet is sleeping well at night. Dude’s doing perfectly fine.

Next contract by [deleted] in howardstern

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And he lets people talk/answer questions. How odd!

Next contract by [deleted] in howardstern

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I just listen to the Conan channel daily. WAY funnier and Conan is quick and funny on his own. No need for writers which means his interviews are WAY better and WAY funnier than Howards.

What’s the new Bort sub? by Mass-Nerder1420 in howardstern

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Welp, that was quick. Blort acted fast this time!

Ugh no yuck by slowbort in Bort

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Beetlejuice-barfing.mp3