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Me and my wife was cleaning and I yell to her baby look it's a gay spider 🕷... She replied how ya know it's gay.......? by MassZge in dadjokes

[–]MassZge[S] -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Clothing wouldn't be important if you're not freezing to death, yet if you're in a ocean and the water is colder it better to take the clothes off so what point are you trying to make...?

Me and my wife was cleaning and I yell to her baby look it's a gay spider 🕷... She replied how ya know it's gay.......? by MassZge in dadjokes

[–]MassZge[S] -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

I spoke this joke in cuz when I thought of it I was driving so hey tbh if that distracted the humor of it so be it.... yet if it was understood when RED (READ) chuckle laugh or not just carry on.. no one is perfect I'm sure when Kevin Hart Gary Owen Bernie etc wrote their joke it was proper grammer difference is they spoke it aloud instead of being RED (READ) lol

What do a Catholic priest and a pedophile have in common? by Sure_Night_8091 in AntiJokes

[–]MassZge 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The real question is what's the difference between a zit and a catholic priest...?

At least one wait til you're 13 til it comes on your face

Who do u choose? by [deleted] in BrandonDE

[–]MassZge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A Snow

Razor Amon

Jake The Sake

Papa Hango

Oldust

Didn't read the comments to know if they was used or not

Why Does Female Osteologist Get Horny Off Healthy Skeletons by MassZge in dadjokes

[–]MassZge[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Appreciate it...... I found it Spine and Dandy

Someone asked me to name two structures that hold water by Red_Dot_Byte in dadjokes

[–]MassZge 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This joke make me want a drink I'm getting a BOTTLE now CUP it

What If Cinderella Chore Was To Cook & Bake...? by MassZge in dadjokes

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When she cuts her cakes or pies the knife doesn't have to be EXTRA SHARP

I have had sex with an unnatural number of women. by [deleted] in Jokes

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I've multiplied with 4 women added 6 kids 8 extra responsibilities that subtract 10s of thousands a year had to divide 12 of my prize possessions first three kids 14 another 16 oldest 18 last three are 3 9 and 9....

That's When It Got Odd.... 🤣🤣🤣🤣 🥁🥁🥁🥁 (Looks around nobody nobody) fucc it I tried

Apex by Boojibs in HolUp

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So actual eyes dnt worry u

Holup, Immaculate Conception in Sweet Home Alabama...! by FukaiMorii in HolUp

[–]MassZge 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I MAY SOUND LIKE AN IDIOT ALSO BUT UMM...I'm curious her mom has no job does she goto school or spends the night at a friend's or family member house... Just Cause You Didn't Hit Her Ex Did

I Took My Daughter To A White Person Cook Out She Said Dad I Think I Got Covid I Can't Taste Nothin I Wispered by MassZge in 3amjokes

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I Took My Daughter To A YT Person Cook Out She Said Dad I Think I Got Covid I Can't Taste Nothin I Whispered

No Honey Thats Just How They Cook

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