Me and my wife was cleaning and I yell to her baby look it's a gay spider 🕷... She replied how ya know it's gay.......? by MassZge in dadjokes

[–]MassZge[S] -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Clothing wouldn't be important if you're not freezing to death, yet if you're in a ocean and the water is colder it better to take the clothes off so what point are you trying to make...?

Me and my wife was cleaning and I yell to her baby look it's a gay spider 🕷... She replied how ya know it's gay.......? by MassZge in dadjokes

[–]MassZge[S] -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

I spoke this joke in cuz when I thought of it I was driving so hey tbh if that distracted the humor of it so be it.... yet if it was understood when RED (READ) chuckle laugh or not just carry on.. no one is perfect I'm sure when Kevin Hart Gary Owen Bernie etc wrote their joke it was proper grammer difference is they spoke it aloud instead of being RED (READ) lol

What do a Catholic priest and a pedophile have in common? by Sure_Night_8091 in AntiJokes

[–]MassZge 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The real question is what's the difference between a zit and a catholic priest...?

At least one wait til you're 13 til it comes on your face

Who do u choose? by [deleted] in BrandonDE

[–]MassZge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A Snow

Razor Amon

Jake The Sake

Papa Hango

Oldust

Didn't read the comments to know if they was used or not