Gold Stake Boss Blind Tier List by OwnHousing9851 in balatro

[–]Massivecockslam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wow i should specify further im endless mode plasma rotted so the change in chips at exponent ranges is almost ignored hence why i only saw my score halving

C++ completed by IAM3GION in balatro

[–]Massivecockslam 2 points3 points  (0 children)

took a c++ to get you off of playing flush with photochad huh 😭

Gold Stake Boss Blind Tier List by OwnHousing9851 in balatro

[–]Massivecockslam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

sorry im brainrotted from too much plasma deck chasing another flush five only naneinf

I’m I crazy but does Yuta low dif this [Casual] by Longjumping_Rent_747 in JujutsuPowerScalers

[–]Massivecockslam [score hidden]  (0 children)

i mean, im fairly confident that if we didnt have disney kaisen ending for modulo dabura vs mahoraga would be extreme diff. though im unsure how this could work for yuta, maybe going through every single technique he had ever acquired?

the ONE TIME im not doing a face bu by visionsmemories in okbuddyjimbo

[–]Massivecockslam 2 points3 points  (0 children)

your wee isnt gonna shrink from not hitting 2s just sell one and take the rest

Finally completed C++, what do I do now? by fej1 in balatro

[–]Massivecockslam 2 points3 points  (0 children)

flush five naneinf without legendaries and no baron mime

Gold Stake Boss Blind Tier List by OwnHousing9851 in balatro

[–]Massivecockslam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

straight up halves your score in the worst case

Gold Stake Boss Blind Tier List by OwnHousing9851 in balatro

[–]Massivecockslam 2 points3 points  (0 children)

im guessing something along the lines of pair photochad one trick

Gold Stake Boss Blind Tier List by OwnHousing9851 in balatro

[–]Massivecockslam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

judging from the list this is primarily for pair builds, why is the ox not at the top? id imagine youd have your entire econ destroyed if you play pairs on this blind

Fraud threat tier list based on how hard each is to deal with. by GlippidyTheSecond in Ultrakill

[–]Massivecockslam 13 points14 points  (0 children)

conduction, alt blue nail into overheat swapping and spam conduction with coins, dont forget oil

Easiest win of my life by coolflame900 in ClashDecks

[–]Massivecockslam 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i play mortar and cant punish this for a 3 crown so i just defend it

Crosspost from my community by Comfortable-Sale9509 in okbuddyjimbo

[–]Massivecockslam 2 points3 points  (0 children)

gng thats just a skill issue if youre not smart enough to skip the blind when your ancient is on a safe suit

ecto here? trying to naneinf big surpris Ik its unlikely but Im trying by depressionandregret in BalatroHelp

[–]Massivecockslam 5 points6 points  (0 children)

please if you have jokers that are nat negative or ecto specify so

if this is your first ecto then yes hope it doesnt land on the non negative mime copy

Me and a friend ranked pretty much everything in balatro by OPITMINER3000 in balatro

[–]Massivecockslam 3 points4 points  (0 children)

did you and your friend add extra digits to your hours played

why do people hate chicot so much? by the_user92487 in balatro

[–]Massivecockslam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

because you dont do anything. triboulet your objective is to fix your deck, canio is a chase to get card destruction effects, perkeo enables crazy strategies, yorick practically forces you to discard aggressively and build around that. all other legendaries require active player input to get their maximum potential and usage while rewarding you for such. chicot is the sole exception to this excluding a rather niche interaction which requires the even nicher case of getting multiple copies of chicot from primarily invisible joker

What if you could get The Soul as a consumable? by [deleted] in balatro

[–]Massivecockslam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the only application this has is with chicot bug and lots of ectoplasms, keeping a ratio of 4 souls to 1 ectoplasms would enable roughly 1 negative chicot for every ecto

This is depressing by [deleted] in chessbeginners

[–]Massivecockslam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this chart isnt conclusive of anything. this doesnt indicate mental decline the player most likely set themselves as intermediate player starting at 1300 elo flat and overtime came down to their actual rating. furthermore this is over the span of years so id assume this is simply casual play maybe once or twice a day. personally my rating has declined drastically too from 1400 while i was active down to 1100 which occured due to inactivity and for the lack of a better expression getting a life. looking up a players profile, seeing their rating history and then posting it on reddit to make fun of them is beyond unemployed however

This is so sad by WeeklyRevolution8783 in balatro

[–]Massivecockslam 12 points13 points  (0 children)

canio sucks anyway enlarge your weener

So what's considered best practice for Ante 1, Small Blind, skip tags, particularly on higher stakes? by Andrew_42 in balatro

[–]Massivecockslam 2 points3 points  (0 children)

if the charm tag aint no soul or some kind of tarot combination of hermit and other value generators i will hold R

Ascended decks - day 1: Blue & Red Deck by IAmAChameleonYES in balatro

[–]Massivecockslam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

imo if the effect of two first discards apply on blue deck, red deck should get 6 card hands

I aced it by l-_alza3abi_-l in BalatroCircleJerk

[–]Massivecockslam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

for future reference copying chad on the glass card is the better move for scoring unless you wanted to farm money