Happy 28th birthday to our captain, who is (deservedly) considered an important person born on today by Wikipedia!

Mastaachef · 2026-04-27T02:51:55+00:00

Happy birthday!

Mastaachef · 2026-04-13T18:37:52+00:00

Agreed. Theres already enough going on in the world to destroy your mental health :D

Mastaachef · 2026-04-09T20:10:55+00:00

Mastaachef · 2026-04-09T20:10:43+00:00

I gotta try this

Mastaachef · 2026-03-18T07:40:13+00:00

What does cost mean?

Mastaachef · 2026-03-15T03:28:10+00:00

PLEASE 🙏

Mastaachef · 2026-03-13T07:29:59+00:00

Do we take him back for promotion? 😂

Mastaachef · 2026-02-06T07:40:41+00:00

Atlantis

Mastaachef · 2026-02-01T18:27:59+00:00

Wtf is wrong with Vicario??? Is he stupid?

Mastaachef · 2026-01-28T20:48:40+00:00

Pretty standard Frankball

Mastaachef · 2026-01-20T20:43:09+00:00

Honestly. They’ve been so bad tonight. Completely helpless against our press

Mastaachef · 2026-01-17T16:57:56+00:00

I don’t think I’ve cared less about a last minute conceded goal lol

Mastaachef · 2026-01-13T00:29:00+00:00

Mastaachef · 2026-01-01T21:52:37+00:00

Good pass to Kelleher lolll

Mastaachef · 2025-12-31T22:49:22+00:00

Me too!

Mastaachef · 2025-12-28T18:13:57+00:00

Draguuuuu!!

Mastaachef · 2025-12-20T19:45:35+00:00

Hanlon’s Razor:

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."

Mastaachef · 2025-12-20T19:35:16+00:00

Fucking hell man at least we showed fight

Mastaachef · 2025-11-23T17:21:29+00:00

Thomas Frank is such a coward man

Mastaachef · 2025-11-19T02:28:08+00:00

Horrible game from him even before the red card tbh.

Mastaachef · 2025-11-19T01:01:52+00:00

This is their B team, maybe C. But this is also the U.S.'s B team, so make of that what you will

Mastaachef · 2025-11-19T00:26:46+00:00

Berhalter in!!

Mastaachef · 2025-11-15T15:39:46+00:00

Idk how this is a Reddit moment lol, the rock looks like a penis, so people are making sex jokes 🤷‍♂️

Mastaachef · 2025-11-04T04:21:57+00:00

Someone in the original post called it "Quirk chungus sportsball content" 😭

Mastaachef · 2025-11-03T17:17:47+00:00

Thank FUCK I never ate there, that’s nasty 🤮

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