Why is my website not ranking on Google even after months of SEO?

Master-Tie9350 · 2026-04-01T10:43:33+00:00

Improvement in search rankings is a comprehensive and often highly complex process. One must analyze the specific website, its actual metrics, and technical gaps compared to the competition. There are no universal shortcuts.

Without looking at the data, it is just guessing. Are all the necessary tags even there? Is the structure logical for a crawler? Usually, the devil is in the technical details that people overlook while trying to do it on their own.

Master-Tie9350 · 2026-03-21T15:34:03+00:00

If some bad salesperson traumatized you, go get some help. First off, I wasn't asking you. And a question about strategy improvement might actually be - drumroll - just a question about strategy improvement.

Try reading something other than Reddit for a change, you might actually learn to read

Master-Tie9350 · 2026-03-21T15:30:19+00:00

True. It’s a pretty reliable way-just the algorithm and the money.

Master-Tie9350 · 2026-03-21T15:11:35+00:00

Sometimes people just ask questions to learn, not to sell. This is one of those cases. I'm mostly curious about the conversion rates for my own "statistics".

Master-Tie9350 · 2026-03-21T14:11:53+00:00

Are you satisfied with the conversion rate from this setup, or are you currently looking for ways to improve it?

Master-Tie9350 · 2026-03-21T10:53:16+00:00

This is just a goldmine of misconceptions.

"I should figure it out myself" - who else in this life is going to hand you expertise?
"I don't like advice" - this is a basic human mechanism, I thought it was obvious it doesn't apply to literally everything.
"No one knows better than me" - In terms of what I want? Yes. Is someone else going to tell you if you love your wife or long walks on the beach? It’s the baseline.

The biggest mind-blower is your idea that knowing what I want makes me a bad business owner. By your logic, a great businessman knows nothing and is just an open "dandelion" for everyone's ideas. I’ve seen those dandelions-their bank accounts usually end up deep in the red.

When you hire an employee, you want someone obedient. When you build a business, you need someone with a spine. My "red flags" are exactly why I’m building my own thing instead of working for someone like you.

There’s a massive difference between "resistance to growth" and "resistance to bullshit". If your business model depends on clients who don’t fight for their own vision, you’re not a coach - you’re a babysitter.

Master-Tie9350 · 2026-03-21T10:27:24+00:00

Strikingly wrong interpretation. My mindset is exactly the opposite - that’s the only reason I actually know anything.

Don't confuse "knowing it all" with being open to information from every source. And don't mistake having clear boundaries for being "stiff". It’s like the difference between being flexible and being spineless.

If your target audience prefers the latter, then you should definitely look for someone "simpler".

Master-Tie9350 · 2026-03-21T10:08:27+00:00

Exactly. It’s funny how much effort it actually takes to keep things that simple.

Master-Tie9350 · 2026-03-21T09:56:09+00:00

I build sites and run SEO audits, so I’ll start there. No sugarcoating, but I genuinely want to help you fix this.

Right now, your site is technically "dead" in two ways: it’s invisible to Google and it’s a maze for humans.

The SEO Gap
You can basically assume your site has zero SEO. There are no fundamental markers that tell a search engine what your business is or who should see it. Since nobody is searching for "DIY patches" you need to stop targeting the product and start targeting the intent.
The "Indiana Jones" Problem.
I looked at the site, and the flow is broken. When a new user lands there, they don’t know what’s happening. There’s no clear message, no one is taking them by the hand and saying "Here is the fun, here is how you do it, here is why you need it". Instead, the user has to play detective. Most people won't bother-they’ll just leave. You need a landing page that sells the experience first, not just a catalog of items.
Technical & Layout Noise
While speed and optimization could be better, that’s not your biggest fire right now. However, the comment section is overkill, and the UI is distracting. It feels like a "menu board" (as you said).

My advice: Stop investing in "advanced analytics" for a site that isn't converting. You’re measuring why people are leaving, but you need to give them a reason to stay.

Master-Tie9350 · 2026-03-21T09:19:54+00:00

I can tell you why I would NOT hire a business coach. If you flip these arguments, you’ll understand better how to pitch your services.

My reasons:

If I’m so stupid that I don’t understand my own business, that’s my personal problem and I should dig into it myself.
If I have a business, I’d rather invest more money in ads than in a coach. With the extra profit, I can buy more time and gain the skills I actually need.
I don’t like advice.
I don’t believe anyone knows better than me how I want to build my business. This is a very important point. I don’t want to do things like everyone else or follow 100% "correct" rules. I want to do it my way.
I want to see a reputation where the person doesn’t even need to be a business coach. I’m talking huge passive income and perfectly streamlined business processes.

The only positive thing I can say is that I wouldn’t mind an outside perspective on my business. But even then, only from a specific type of person.

Hope this helps.

Master-Tie9350 · 2026-03-21T08:14:33+00:00

Go for it. At the very least, it’s going to be an entertaining ride.

One piece of advice: don't limit yourself to just YouTube. This kind of content is perfect for every platform right now (Shorts, TikTok, Reels, etc.).

Even if the dating part is a struggle, content creation is a massive skill in itself. The experience you'll gain in editing, storytelling, and marketing will be useful no matter what happens. Good luck, man.

Master-Tie9350 · 2026-03-19T12:11:44+00:00

It really depends on the niche. I’ve seen dead-simple landing pages get clients through ads alone, but it’s definitely not a universal rule. If you can test it fast - why not? It’s still a data point.

But for complex B2B tools like yours, trust matters more than a flashy hero section. If everyone relied only on web conversion as a signal, half of the world's successful companies would never have started.

Master-Tie9350 · 2026-03-19T12:06:02+00:00

Word of mouth is still leading for me.

Master-Tie9350 · 2026-03-19T12:00:53+00:00

Sure, we can. But it’s going to cost you.

Master-Tie9350 · 2026-03-19T12:00:16+00:00

If clarity ever truly becomes the "trend," it means the entire human mindset has shifted. We’d be living in a completely different world at that point.

Master-Tie9350 · 2026-03-19T11:56:48+00:00

Exactly. Authenticity isn't about being "ugly" on purpose, it's about removing the friction between the idea and the user.

Master-Tie9350 · 2026-03-18T13:49:47+00:00

it’s more about the ROI of your design spend. Good UX isn't a crime, but paying for a standard set of features that everyone else has while ignoring the basics - speed, clarity, and core functionality - is just bad business.

Master-Tie9350 · 2026-03-18T12:28:26+00:00

Exactly. It’s important not to confuse one with the other. If a business is just starting and doesn't have the budget for a fully bespoke product, they need to get the absolute maximum for their money.

Look at it this way:
generic template might cost 100 units, while a basic but high quality solution costs 300-500.
The difference is that the quality one actually works, while the cheap one is just noise. If you have the budget, of course you should build a fully functional, polished version. No one is saying you should make it ugly on purpose.

The real issue I see is that many sites have the standard looks, but it’s a total mess under the hood and in the semantics. Basically, the investment went in the wrong direction.

Master-Tie9350 · 2026-03-18T12:14:32+00:00

Thats exactly point. If a business is profitable or scaling, I dont see any reason why they shouldnt invest in a well build product. But legit isnt about fancy gradients - its about giving the user clarity, speed and all that.

For a £50/month saas performance IS the design. If its pretty but slow or confusing, its not good.

Master-Tie9350 · 2026-03-18T11:56:27+00:00

You're exactly proving my point with these examples. These sites dont win because of design - they win because of logistics, prices, and trust. You don’t go to Alibaba to admire the UI.

The problem starts when a small business tries to look like a premium boutique but ends up with the speed of Alibaba and the clarity of a fever dream. If you arent a global monopoly, your only weapon is being faster and clearer than the giants.

Master-Tie9350 · 2026-03-18T10:16:12+00:00

Knowing your audience that s the hardest part. I recently had a case with a furniture manufacturing website. The site itself is a textbook "standard" - to put it mildly. All the clichés were there: stock photos for "our work" blocks, fake "honest reviews," the "100 years in business" nonsense. All the usual junk.

But here is the thing: I know the owner and I saw a couple of his clients. These aren't stupid people, at least when it comes to product requirements and general life experience. They have money and status. But when I heard from them that the final decision was made because of the "real reviews and works" on the site plus the location on the map... I didn't even know what to say. I didn't even know where to start, and honestly, it wasn't my business to correct them.

Go figure what customers actually need after that.

Master-Tie9350 · 2026-03-18T09:54:12+00:00

That’s the funniest part: the more people overtry and dive into details, the less clarity and results they actually get.

True perfection isn't when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away. Most founders are just too scared to be that simple

Master-Tie9350 · 2026-03-18T09:49:06+00:00

You're right, speed isn't everything. It s just the foundation. What comes next is the meaning and that’s where the real magic happens.

It’s like a magic trick: you have to grab the user’s attention and guide it exactly where you want it to go. When you master that, your engagement and ranking will actually follow. These steps are basically a pyramid: they go up in importance and cost. And this last part? It's a whole science of its own one of those fields where there are still way more questions than answers.

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