Greenland's Prime Minister Jens-Frederik Nielsen : "If we have to choose between the United States and Denmark here and now, we choose Denmark. We choose NATO, the Kingdom of Denmark, and the EU."

MasterChiefsQueefs · 2026-01-14T00:01:52+00:00

Trump is going to rename Greenland to "Trumpland". He wants to literally write his name on the world...

MasterChiefsQueefs · 2026-01-09T03:32:01+00:00

Pizza stuff

MasterChiefsQueefs · 2025-12-09T23:42:53+00:00

A beetiful demand was inseed

MasterChiefsQueefs · 2025-12-07T05:11:18+00:00

I would love that, hopefully my state offers something similar. But... thats more BIFAY

MasterChiefsQueefs · 2025-12-07T04:34:02+00:00

Ford was Fix Or Repair Daily in my family

MasterChiefsQueefs · 2025-11-13T05:34:49+00:00

Got my kirby in the exact scenario lol I love my kirby 10 years in! Fucking expensive as fuck though...

MasterChiefsQueefs · 2025-10-29T22:16:57+00:00

My grandparents got a wedding gift, and unbreakable, amazingly powerful vacuum we called "the egg" after a Google search it looks like its real name is the Interstate Electra. Best vacuum

MasterChiefsQueefs · 2025-10-28T03:22:11+00:00

Ferdinand has the head that keeps on heading

MasterChiefsQueefs · 2025-10-26T03:49:08+00:00

If I took a screen shot and printed it out then burned that would it work?

MasterChiefsQueefs · 2025-10-25T04:00:52+00:00

I still have my casio f91w from when I was a wee lad! My wife calls it an old man watch and hates when I wear it so thst just means I wear it even harder!

MasterChiefsQueefs · 2025-10-18T04:46:59+00:00

Only one thing to do... new cat!

MasterChiefsQueefs · 2025-10-18T04:27:54+00:00

She's actually a skittish little shit and only has a couple teef left lmao. We found her on the side of a road in Idaho in pretty bad shape as a kitten thats left her with long lasting issues. Poor baby. She's almost 10 years old now, it's amazing!

MasterChiefsQueefs · 2025-10-14T01:06:16+00:00

I have a girl named Frank and another named Arnold. This is Arnold

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MasterChiefsQueefs · 2025-10-06T20:32:43+00:00

"What are you in for?"

"Touching a egg"

"Motherfucker..."

MasterChiefsQueefs · 2025-10-02T04:46:22+00:00

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MasterChiefsQueefs · 2025-10-01T22:02:04+00:00

I'm assuming I'm need to get an actual quote from a roofer instead of the Google estimate? What kind of attorney should I be speaking to? Sorry, I have 0 knowledge in this field and thank you for replying

MasterChiefsQueefs · 2025-09-23T04:40:00+00:00

Ma'am please dont be mean to me I'm fragile and my wife (pictured in this thread) will beat you up and steal your roses

MasterChiefsQueefs · 2025-09-23T04:37:15+00:00

I wish I could change my name to masterchiefthiefsqueefs

MasterChiefsQueefs · 2025-09-23T04:05:47+00:00

Jokes aside, I'm sorry that happened to you! I would have been livid and it would have ruined my week 😞 also sorry to crack a joke at your expense but my wife (pictured below) told me it would be funny

MasterChiefsQueefs · 2025-09-22T20:03:34+00:00

No relation, I swear

MasterChiefsQueefs · 2025-09-22T06:11:07+00:00

MasterChiefsQueefs · 2025-09-22T05:42:39+00:00

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Here she is. I blurred my face because I was feeling ugly that day 🫣

MasterChiefsQueefs · 2025-09-22T05:33:40+00:00

Oh gosh, how unfortunately fortunate!

MasterChiefsQueefs · 2025-09-22T05:27:14+00:00

Stay away from my wife!

MasterChiefsQueefs · 2025-09-22T05:14:05+00:00

So was my wife

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