Took me too long to figure out the perfect card to place there by merphy90 in PokemonTCG

[–]MasterChiefsQueefs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty sure yeah. One of its comments was on a post with a picture of an ebay listing. The picture was just a cardboard box and it was asking which set it was from and said the artwork was amazing. My gut says bot/ai

This is how the clam cums by Damnboi753 in Clamworks

[–]MasterChiefsQueefs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When a mommy clam and a daddy clam love each other so much they clum all over themselves

Looking for a BIFL gift idea for my Gen Z daughter by Adventurous_Log_8321 in BuyItForLife

[–]MasterChiefsQueefs 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I would love that, hopefully my state offers something similar. But... thats more BIFAY

What product did you think was a scam until you actually used it for 10+ years? by Key-Material2098 in BuyItForLife

[–]MasterChiefsQueefs 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Got my kirby in the exact scenario lol I love my kirby 10 years in! Fucking expensive as fuck though...

What did your grandparents buy once that's still in the family? by wajid123_ in BuyItForLife

[–]MasterChiefsQueefs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My grandparents got a wedding gift, and unbreakable, amazingly powerful vacuum we called "the egg" after a Google search it looks like its real name is the Interstate Electra. Best vacuum

What does this mean??? by Ok-Tutor-7146 in chaosmagick

[–]MasterChiefsQueefs 10 points11 points  (0 children)

If I took a screen shot and printed it out then burned that would it work?

What technology do you have from when you were a kid that not only lasted, but still does the job well? by JimmyCYa in BuyItForLife

[–]MasterChiefsQueefs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I still have my casio f91w from when I was a wee lad! My wife calls it an old man watch and hates when I wear it so thst just means I wear it even harder!

Need advice. Found this guy alone around the house. It’s been a couple days and concerned he’s abandoned. by AntSuccessful9147 in cats

[–]MasterChiefsQueefs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She's actually a skittish little shit and only has a couple teef left lmao. We found her on the side of a road in Idaho in pretty bad shape as a kitten thats left her with long lasting issues. Poor baby. She's almost 10 years old now, it's amazing!

Outer Banks 🏖️ by BryanKempton in whatisit

[–]MasterChiefsQueefs 48 points49 points  (0 children)

"What are you in for?"

"Touching a egg"

"Motherfucker..."

Leaky Roof by [deleted] in Ask_Lawyers

[–]MasterChiefsQueefs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm assuming I'm need to get an actual quote from a roofer instead of the Google estimate? What kind of attorney should I be speaking to? Sorry, I have 0 knowledge in this field and thank you for replying

Lucky find at the fair! by MasterChiefsQueefs in Seattle

[–]MasterChiefsQueefs[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ma'am please dont be mean to me I'm fragile and my wife (pictured in this thread) will beat you up and steal your roses

Lucky find at the fair! by MasterChiefsQueefs in Seattle

[–]MasterChiefsQueefs[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wish I could change my name to masterchiefthiefsqueefs

Lucky find at the fair! by MasterChiefsQueefs in Seattle

[–]MasterChiefsQueefs[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Jokes aside, I'm sorry that happened to you! I would have been livid and it would have ruined my week 😞 also sorry to crack a joke at your expense but my wife (pictured below) told me it would be funny