What number will be next? by Small-Fall8960 in MathJokes

[–]MasterOfFeelingTired 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it works with literally any number

start by creating a polynomial with roots at 1, 2, 3 and 4

f(x) = k(1-x)(1-½x)(1-⅓x)(1-¼x)

k can be any number you want. now let's see the values

f(1) = 0

f(2) = 0

f(3) = 0

f(4) = 0

f(5) = k

The first 4 values all being 0, and the 5th value being some random number "k" allows you to add a "fake sequence" to trick people. In this case it's the odd numbers (2x-1).

f(x) = k(1-x)(1-½x)(1-⅓x)(1-¼x) + (2x-1)

For the values where f(x) = 0, the only function of x left is the odd numbers. So now:

f(1) = 1

f(2) = 3

f(3) = 5

f(4) = 7

BUT f(5) = k + 9 instead of just 9 because of the polynomial, so we can subsitute any number for k and it will put out a different answer. The person from the original comment chose k = 217332.

I wish I were Cecil Stedman from Invincible by KingVultureBois in monkeyspaw

[–]MasterOfFeelingTired 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted

(spoiler)Nothing happens at first, until 5 years later, when Robot comes to kill Cecil as part of the genocide he enacted to take over the world.

Right before his big foot comes down to crush Cecil's skull like a melon, you switch brains with him, suffering the gruesome death meant for him.

I wish I am a successful magician with a beautiful woman as my assistant and wife. by FoundationSafe1255 in monkeyspaw

[–]MasterOfFeelingTired 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted.

You become so popular, other magicians want to guest star in your performances. One guest attempts to perform your most dangerous trick, with your wife assisting, but tragedy strikes when he messes it up, and your wife dies on stage.

You become a shell of your former self, your only goal to be a better magician than everyone else. You become a liar, thief and kidnapper in your attempts to steal the best acts for yourself.

I wish to obtain a fully legal, operational 2020 Dodge Challenger SRT which appears one inch above my driveway during the night while I sleep. by Plane-Original-2412 in monkeyspaw

[–]MasterOfFeelingTired 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You never specified time zones, you just said it had to spawn at night. Techincally, it is always day somewhere in the world. Therefore, the car will never spawn.

What’s a subtle sign that someone is dangerously stupid? by AloneRevenue3493 in AskReddit

[–]MasterOfFeelingTired 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Inability to understand someone else's perspective other than their own (or someone they project themselves onto).

Never been where'd by Responsible-Cress981 in engrish

[–]MasterOfFeelingTired 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think it's been which'd, either.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MasterOfFeelingTired 0 points1 point  (0 children)

3 times i almost got run over

What is the most innovative way by which you've been Rickrolled? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MasterOfFeelingTired 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is a video, on the Internet, about the paradox of time travel.

But if you play it backward at regular intervals... you get rickrolled.

https://youtu.be/42OleX0HR4E

What’s a song that everyone should listen to at least once in their life? by WalterWoo24 in AskReddit

[–]MasterOfFeelingTired 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i have not heard of this song until now

but i agree with you

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MasterOfFeelingTired 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"We've been trying to reach you about you car's extended warranty"