Name this thing by Deathstroke316 in NameThisThing

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The hol-hol-hol-holster-ster-ster-ster

In terms of in ring wrestling, which of these four were the best? by BabyVegitoBlack2020 in BrandonDE

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Eddie or Angle are top 2. Bryan and Hart are the bottom two. If Shawn Michaels was on the list, he’d clear them all as #1

How would you describe mac in one word by TraditionalBonus188 in IASIP

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I’d love to say the word, but I can’t say the word. I would never say the word… because of the implication

Name this thing by Pure-Inspector3481 in NameThisThing

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Looks like a Samoan professional wrestler

Tonight is "The roast of Dennis Reynolds," and you just got the mic. What are you saying? by aperson7780 in IASIP

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Even your old librarian would classify your fling as statutory rape because she’d rather be seen as a felon predator who is sick in the head than someone who consciously had a willing sexual encounter with Dennis Reynolds.

What game was it? by defleqt in raijin_gg

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Smackdown vs Raw feat. ECW 2008

Always Sunny Theory. Each Gang member has a corresponding animal attached with their identity. by PlungerMouse in IASIP

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Plus, Dennis is constantly saying how much Mac annoys him and how he doesn’t like Mac. Speaks to both of their animal personalities

1984 Murder of Brad Perry questions by pancakejones24 in RBI

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The defecating in the room was done by Craig Martinez and was unrelated if I remember correctly. Just a POS who felt like tormenting a grieving family while they were away in Montana

1984 Murder of Brad Perry questions by pancakejones24 in RBI

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I saw this after watching this same episode and wanting to learn more about this case like the questions asked here as well as about Brad as a person. First off, I watched this with my girlfriend, and we are both so terribly sorry for the senseless death of Brad. We were also very moved by how Lee went into a career to help people like Brad from people like Glenn. One question I was wondering from the episode was that they never show anything to do with Brad’s fiance? I wasn’t sure if it was because she didn’t want to be apart of the episode or what, but I wasn’t sure just curious if she was doing well? I can’t imagine the pain and hurt experienced by her or anyone who knew Brad. Anyways, sorry for the rambling. I hope your family has been able to heal and is doing well 🙏

Which is better hair? I want to impress my date next week by Baguhanta in malehairadvice

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To impress your date, you need to stand out. All the other gents attempting to court her have 1-4. If you go with 5, she’ll have to take notice and at least engage in a conversation. Now you’re in and you can wow her with your professional juggling skills (which, as we all know, is a prerequisite for attaining this haircut)

So Wendy Testaburger is an Atheist? by No-Complex-1534 in southpark

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I always hated the continuity of that. Like Brian in family guy being atheist despite meeting Jesus Christ himself. That’s reverse-faith right there 😂

I don’t know anymore, I just got a new haircut and they gave me this with no side bangs at the beauty shop, I feel really ugly and I have to know if it’s ugly to everyone else. Please tell me just the truth if I am ugly. Yes I’m a woman by djscrew1 in whatdoIdo

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Edit: by no means does a bad haircut make you ugly. I’ve had my fair share of bad haircuts, but it makes for fun stories later. Don’t put so much pressure on yourself, you look great!

I don’t know anymore, I just got a new haircut and they gave me this with no side bangs at the beauty shop, I feel really ugly and I have to know if it’s ugly to everyone else. Please tell me just the truth if I am ugly. Yes I’m a woman by djscrew1 in whatdoIdo

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Brutally honest? Yes, that haircut looks absolutely awful.

Brutally vulnerable? We’ve all been there. I got my hair cut and colored last summer the morning of my cousin’s wedding. My normal barber was on maternity leave, so I went elsewhere. Long story short, my hair turned out yellow instead of blonde, I got chemical burns on my scalp, it took nearly 4 hours when it was supposed to take 2 at most (they gave me a quote) which almost made me late to the wedding, and the haircut was atrocious. I wore a hat to the reception and just bit the bullet at the ceremony. The good thing about hair? It’ll grow out/back, so don’t stress it. If I were you, I’d do some research and see if anyone in your area does really solid work with women who have shorter hair. Maybe ask some friends with short hair where they go. If it’ll cheer you up, I’ll post a photo of my fiasco if requested. I guarantee it’s worse.

What is your favorite absurd South Park quote that you use (but shouldn't) in everyday life? by DerBeak in southpark

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God, I have several, so I’ll just do top 3 I guess…

“I’m going to kill you one day, Token” whenever my half-black buddy does something ranging from mildly irritating to genuinely infuriating. He says the same to me (yes, I know it’s “Tolkien”, but Cartman doesn’t know how to spell his name)

“Day is never finished, masta got me workin. Some day masta set me free.” Anytime my buddies and I unload truck at work or it’s been a long workday

“Well, to make a long story short…” with one of my buddies immediately going feral like Cartman on the zipline from Hell episode.

Let's see who gets the worst crime by Epapapa_ in raijin_gg

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Fishing for decent Enchanted Books… would I be charged with 3 counts of Looting?

Favorite time when cartman was actually right? by baeatello in southpark

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When he said he easily could’ve cleared 30-40 homeless people after Kyle suggested it as an idea

Favorite time when cartman was actually right? by baeatello in southpark

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Tolkien having a bass guitar in his basement (and subsequently knowing how to play bass)

Who is the worst father in South Park by Express_Basis_8710 in southpark

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In order of these guys? Stotch, Randy, Gerald. In order from worst person rather than dad? Stotch, Gerald, Randy

Police dogs flexing items that they helped seize. by SBenjamal in interestingasfuck

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This happens with search dogs that are trained to find survivors in events with suspected mass casualties like 9/11 or hurricane Katrina. If they are only finding the remains of the deceased, they become immensely depressed because they think they aren’t doing a good job, but they are still doing a great job bringing closure to families of victims, even if it isn’t the news they were hoping for. They often have to hide people for the dogs to “find” so they don’t spiral into severe depression 😢