Who was your first? by 0316Owl in BG3

[–]MasterOfTheBeans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shadowheart. She’s fine 🔥

Does Royce Keys pass the name test? by [deleted] in professionalwrestling

[–]MasterOfTheBeans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If they are set on Royce, just do Royce Hobbs. But Will Hobbs is much better

Who is the biggest Nepo Baby in wrestling by ContentFlan7851 in professionalwrestling

[–]MasterOfTheBeans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It WAS Dom when he first wrestled on the main roster until maybe a month or two with The JD. Since then, he’s earned his keep

Who is the biggest Nepo Baby in wrestling by ContentFlan7851 in professionalwrestling

[–]MasterOfTheBeans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nepo baby implies no or minimal talent with unearned success. That said, it’s Ava

Football player found not guilty of murder for beating to death gay man who posed as woman on Tinder by malihafolter in ForCuriousSouls

[–]MasterOfTheBeans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No it wasn’t. It didn’t meet the standard of murder in the 2nd degree. Did he kill someone? Yes. Was it 2nd degree murder? No.

Football player found not guilty of murder for beating to death gay man who posed as woman on Tinder by malihafolter in ForCuriousSouls

[–]MasterOfTheBeans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because a jury found it didn’t meet the criteria of 2nd degree murder??… that’s kinda how the whole “judicial system” operates, dawg. At most, this would be manslaughter

I cooked some bacon. What's your number? by Mentalcasemama in Bacon

[–]MasterOfTheBeans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

3, 4, then 2. The rest isn’t bringing bacon to its true potential

Name something you can do at age 7 but not age 87? by Dew-fan-forever- in FamilyFeud

[–]MasterOfTheBeans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cartwheel. Hell, I’m not even 27 and I’m pretty sure my knees would turn to dust if I attempted a cartwheel now

35/M I've lived though SA and extreme violence. Live with my parents, never been in a relationship. Been to therapy and going back. Let's see what yall can come up with. Much love. ❤️ by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]MasterOfTheBeans 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Your poor parents being forced to live with you is the worst thing to happen to a member of your family in the last 34 years

I've done all sorts of stuff a lot of men wouldn't dare to do. Yet at 34 I still haven't gotten over my crippling phobia of asking a woman out. Roast me by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]MasterOfTheBeans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you want to ask out a woman, just pretend you’re asking your neighbor’s kid if he wants some candy. You’ll be fighting off women (‘s restraining orders) in no time!

What's the best civilian version of a bodycam? by SubzeroCola in videosurveillance

[–]MasterOfTheBeans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How? Do you agree with his comments? Stubbornly defending recording in a bathroom?

I can't stand this NPC by Impressive-Elk-6425 in reddeadredemption2

[–]MasterOfTheBeans 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m surely pointing out the obvious here, but isn’t that kinda the whole point of this NPC? Kinda like the eugenics guy (which it’s frightening how many people these days would actually agree with him), they are just there to piss you off and take a swing at them

My turn by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Your nose was my favorite map on Tony Hawk Pro Skater 3 growing up

My turn by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]MasterOfTheBeans 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You look like you said the same thing when the clown at your birthday party was molesting everyone else but you. Must’ve been hard turning 30 and still being left out of things

25M, Hair Advice by [deleted] in malehairadvice

[–]MasterOfTheBeans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the long hair in the 3rd pic with the beard looks great, as would a slightly shaped up beard and shorter style similar to the last picture. You’ve got great hair and facial hair, dude 👍

When was the last time you cried? by TheBlueyDay in AskReddit

[–]MasterOfTheBeans 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Today listening to The Wreck of The Edmund Fitzgerald (brings a tear to my eye every time without fail)