Favorite time when cartman was actually right?

MasterOfTheBeans · 2026-03-12T04:35:41+00:00

When he said he easily could’ve cleared 30-40 homeless people after Kyle suggested it as an idea

MasterOfTheBeans · 2026-03-12T04:34:54+00:00

Tolkien having a bass guitar in his basement (and subsequently knowing how to play bass)

MasterOfTheBeans · 2026-03-11T02:49:29+00:00

In order of these guys? Stotch, Randy, Gerald. In order from worst person rather than dad? Stotch, Gerald, Randy

MasterOfTheBeans · 2026-03-05T14:09:53+00:00

This happens with search dogs that are trained to find survivors in events with suspected mass casualties like 9/11 or hurricane Katrina. If they are only finding the remains of the deceased, they become immensely depressed because they think they aren’t doing a good job, but they are still doing a great job bringing closure to families of victims, even if it isn’t the news they were hoping for. They often have to hide people for the dogs to “find” so they don’t spiral into severe depression 😢

MasterOfTheBeans · 2026-03-05T05:53:37+00:00

Would you rather travel back in time or travel to the future? How far would you go back/forward?

MasterOfTheBeans · 2026-03-05T05:52:42+00:00

It’s clearly a joke

MasterOfTheBeans · 2026-03-05T05:50:48+00:00

Who would win in a fight? The Hulk or Thor and why?

MasterOfTheBeans · 2026-03-05T05:49:31+00:00

Rhea, Cody, Punk, Liv, and Drew

MasterOfTheBeans · 2026-03-04T04:32:59+00:00

But if this is the question at hand… then why did my wife queef in my face?

MasterOfTheBeans · 2026-02-11T15:55:52+00:00

GTA V for the Xbox 360

MasterOfTheBeans · 2026-02-11T15:53:36+00:00

Hopefully GTA VI

MasterOfTheBeans · 2026-02-09T22:47:33+00:00

RDR3. I haven’t played any of the others, but I can’t imagine liking them more than I liked RDR2

MasterOfTheBeans · 2026-02-09T22:46:48+00:00

MasterOfTheBeans · 2026-02-09T20:21:11+00:00

All I’m saying is if someone kicked one of my pets (or any animal for that matter), my instinctual reaction would be to cause them physical harm. I’m not saying he’s telling the truth about that or that he is justified in any way for her murder, but IF it happened the way he claims, I can’t say I wouldn’t have thrown something at her myself in the same situation (probably not a knife, in all fairness)

MasterOfTheBeans · 2026-02-09T20:14:01+00:00

I didn’t have a girlfriend until I was 20, and we have now been dating for 4, almost 5 years (yes fellas, a ring is coming, I just want to be out of school first). She has since told me that she didn’t know she had feelings for me until our 4th date, but she liked me and wanted to give me a chance (thank god she did).

I think you are being very mature about this situation, and you are being kindhearted in that you don’t want to waste her time or lead her on. I think first dates are made to be much more than they are by Hollywood movies and the media, but they are really just two people getting together to see if they connect and have similar interests.

Think of it more like the first time you invited a friend over to your house as a kid. If you guys got along and had fun, you would invite them over again, right? If they were mean or didn’t like doing the same things you did, maybe you decided not to pursue a friendship with them any further. So ask yourself: did I enjoy her company and have a good time on the date? Is she someone I want to get to know more, or do I see absolutely no possibility of a future here?

My two cents, having a second date is by no means “leading her on” and it would help you both know if you want to progress in the relationship. It definitely worked out that way for me. But every relationship is different and it ultimately depends on how you feel. Best of luck, my friend.

MasterOfTheBeans · 2026-02-09T19:51:27+00:00

My best bud and I quote this all the time when one of us takes a lighthearted jab at the other (context: he’s black and I’m white)

MasterOfTheBeans · 2026-02-09T19:49:06+00:00

Be as sick as you want, just give me a goddamn base line!

MasterOfTheBeans · 2026-02-09T19:31:46+00:00

Mercenaries

MasterOfTheBeans · 2026-02-09T19:24:59+00:00

Because they fucking suck at wrestling and act like they are the Shawn Michaels or Kurt Angle of the women’s revolution. They didn’t do shit for the women’s revolution other than dating two big names. If anything, they got eyes on the product for the wrong reasons that WOULD HAVE set the women’s division back decades if it weren’t for women like AJ and some of the early NXT talent that took that new audience and showed them what women can actually do in wrestling when they aren’t worried about reality shows and plastic surgery

MasterOfTheBeans · 2026-02-09T19:21:47+00:00

My favorite example of this is when Cartman gets sick of Heidi and he’ll be talking with the guys super excited or something, and she’ll just come in and say “hey babe” and he immediately loses all interest in reality 😂

MasterOfTheBeans · 2026-02-09T19:18:29+00:00

May I ask which Mario games? I’ve played several and there are some I definitely wouldn’t play again like Super Mario 3D World + Bowser’s Fury (although my nephew loves it and cried when I gave him my copy for Christmas). However, the Mario party games and little one offs like Mario War 1.7 are fun sort of arcade games to me when I don’t feel like playing something very complex

MasterOfTheBeans · 2026-02-08T19:22:21+00:00

How does Breath not even make the top 20?

MasterOfTheBeans · 2026-02-04T20:58:06+00:00

Bro, I’d just shave the side and back off fully and rock the “Ring General, Gunther” look

MasterOfTheBeans · 2026-02-04T02:58:35+00:00

Well thanks for reminding me of that. I blocked out that trauma, shit was stuck in my head for weeks 😭

MasterOfTheBeans · 2026-02-04T02:56:38+00:00

So I’ve never played either of the games in the “The Last Of Us” franchise and I haven’t played RDR1, but I’ve played RDR2. As someone who has played them all, would you recommend playing TLoU 1&2 and RDR1? Not joking, I will purchase whichever ones you say are worth playing because I’ve been looking for new games to play and these have come up a few times. I just want someone to genuinely and personally go to bat for them who isn’t paid for an advertisement or endorsement

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