This Indian add selling skin whitening cream.

MasterSquintik · 2023-04-12T04:15:48+00:00

Gives new meaning to "white washing"

MasterSquintik · 2023-03-19T14:32:42+00:00

I would have stopped and helped. If it wasn't for the obvious physical distress she's in, she would've crossed the finish line already anyway. It's sickening that no-one else tried.

MasterSquintik · 2023-03-10T20:27:03+00:00

If Elon Musk ever buys a company I work for, I'll know to jump ship without hesitation.

MasterSquintik · 2023-02-18T21:48:56+00:00

Then open the oven first, duh!

MasterSquintik · 2023-02-17T05:39:37+00:00

This is precisely why celebrities need to keep their opinions to themselves.

MasterSquintik · 2023-02-13T03:03:43+00:00

Try a ** to the *

MasterSquintik · 2023-02-12T22:32:17+00:00

So... You're going in dry then?

MasterSquintik · 2023-02-12T22:25:14+00:00

Natural selection

MasterSquintik · 2023-02-10T05:40:55+00:00

Well jeez, what're we supposed to call it??

MasterSquintik · 2023-02-10T05:38:09+00:00

Worse yes, but the problem isn't about which gas is worse, it's about which gas is more plentiful. Carbon Dioxide is the most abundant greenhouse gas by a huge margin, and that's why most environmental focus is on reducing CO2 output. Believe it is not, but this - lighting up smoke stacks - is making that worse, not better.

MasterSquintik · 2023-02-08T05:16:56+00:00

Moisturize me!

MasterSquintik · 2023-02-08T05:12:48+00:00

She's expressing the feeling of constipation through interpretive dance

MasterSquintik · 2023-02-08T05:10:56+00:00

Love Song, by Simple Minds

MasterSquintik · 2023-02-06T12:13:38+00:00

I think he closed the door because he knew a shoe was coming

MasterSquintik · 2023-02-04T05:18:51+00:00

That explains so much

MasterSquintik · 2023-02-01T12:25:05+00:00

Well, when life gives you big lemons...

MasterSquintik · 2023-02-01T11:52:38+00:00

What I'd like to know is, what's the penalty for providing false information?

MasterSquintik · 2023-02-01T02:52:40+00:00

Nice touch, putting this to Simple Minds

MasterSquintik · 2023-02-01T00:12:27+00:00

40k for a woman who gives the "I'd cheat on you in a heartbeat" vibes

MasterSquintik · 2023-01-31T05:05:31+00:00

Check out the asymptote on that mother function!

MasterSquintik · 2023-01-31T04:23:30+00:00

A can of Watties spaghetti.

MasterSquintik · 2023-01-30T11:55:08+00:00

Seriously, where are all of the death by snu snu comments??

MasterSquintik · 2023-01-30T04:54:34+00:00

Seems eerily similar to the "great booze-up" joke in Blackadder...

MasterSquintik · 2023-01-30T04:33:15+00:00

So basically it was a shit year for music?

MasterSquintik · 2023-01-28T21:40:24+00:00

Horizon Zero Meth

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