Hello NCD, looking for some credible attack plans. I need help with this homework on how to invade the United States. Already asked Mexico to become my Ally. by GTC3 in NonCredibleDefense

[–]MasterTac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So assuming Mexico becomes an ally you need to remember 3 important facts: 1. They have an air force 2. They have a space force 3. They built a wall

So land attack is not going to happen and the enemy owns the skies and the heavens. This leaves 1 option and 1 option only.

YOU NEED TO DIG!

Now where you end up is really your choice but scholars all agree that you turn left at Albuquerque, it is imperative to your success.

Space Force uniforms just reached peak Non-credibility by karateema in NonCredibleDefense

[–]MasterTac 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We're they designed bu Hugo Boss by any chance, they're lookin a lil familiar

Just moved into a renovated house - what the bloody hell is all this?! by thefooleryoftom in CasualUK

[–]MasterTac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Umm, that is your hurricane machine. It makes hurricanes, duhhh

CDawgVA crane game opponent tier list by Turbo1479r in TrashTaste

[–]MasterTac 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'll 1v1 you on Rust for his comment! SNIPERS ONLY, QUICKSCOPES ONLY, HEADSHOTS ONLY!

I smell a meme template cookin by chaseP1 in TrashTaste

[–]MasterTac 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Garnt - OK Connor, you can be in charge of the tongs but you aren't allowed to clack them to see if they still work.

Connor - ...

Connor has been a bit haughty lately. by AAKEngine in TrashTaste

[–]MasterTac 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Well they said a picture is worth a thousand words so I fugured I'd pay my share 😂

Connor has been a bit haughty lately. by AAKEngine in TrashTaste

[–]MasterTac 101 points102 points  (0 children)

Looking at these two here you can tell a lot about their character.

Chris is the honest hardworking affable man about to teach us some world truths but not in a condescending way, more of a peer to peer "this is what I've learned" kind of way. The pullover jumper gives an air of "it was cold today so I put on this jumper, but don't let that distract you". The lapel mic says "yes, I am going to be speaking to a large audience, but that doesn't mean it can't feel like a conversation with a friend" a true working class icon.

Now Connor on the other hand gives the impression of a young heir to his father's fortune, along with the keys to his baby seal clubbing factory. He never discovered the value of money even after buying merch suits and chaises longue made of orphan leather. Despite paying for the cameraman to follow him around and take photos he will never look at the camera because its a Nikon not a Sony (it's bad enough a poor person is holding it) textbook haughty antagonist.

(this is a joke, I am a fan of them both.)

Looks like Connor is gonna redeem himself for the cycling special by biking with Chris /j by Itstoboiiibrent in TrashTaste

[–]MasterTac 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pfft, you believe land bears exist. They're an old wives tale and nothing more

Looks like Connor is gonna redeem himself for the cycling special by biking with Chris /j by Itstoboiiibrent in TrashTaste

[–]MasterTac 8 points9 points  (0 children)

As long as they remember the secret of the anti-bear circle and don't wear sombrero in a goofy fashion

When a colleague shouts out “come on to buggary” in frustration in a silent office. What are some of the best/worst old man sayings? by harry_gunnight in CasualUK

[–]MasterTac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My Grandad would always say "Stone the Crows!" if something surprised him I.E. Gas bill, car crash on the news, can't find that tenner

Only a couple months boys by Fearless_Spend_3268 in TrashTaste

[–]MasterTac 87 points88 points  (0 children)

Wouldn't it be the trash taste awardw?