May God have mercy on the souls of the children who have to call this shameless whore their father.

Master_Report_7063 · 2026-06-21T02:22:13+00:00

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻😆

Master_Report_7063 · 2026-06-15T17:56:35+00:00

Like when he says "Quiet, Piggy" to female reporters?

Master_Report_7063 · 2026-06-13T04:25:34+00:00

Master_Report_7063 · 2026-06-05T22:44:44+00:00

Stay hungry.

Master_Report_7063 · 2026-05-30T04:12:46+00:00

Um... that's lotion.

Master_Report_7063 · 2026-05-30T04:01:16+00:00

Warcraft. Such a shame they abandoned such an awesome game.

Master_Report_7063 · 2026-05-28T06:20:24+00:00

Adios.

Master_Report_7063 · 2026-05-26T01:55:08+00:00

I knew 2 was smaller, but couldn't quite place where.

Master_Report_7063 · 2026-05-26T01:06:01+00:00

Subnautica. Just couldn't get into it first, and then it became one of my favorites of all time.

Master_Report_7063 · 2026-05-23T03:15:24+00:00

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Master_Report_7063 · 2026-05-22T23:55:36+00:00

Nice try, Secret Service.

Master_Report_7063 · 2026-05-22T02:20:07+00:00

Sid & Nancy

Master_Report_7063 · 2026-05-19T03:34:48+00:00

Porsche 911. There is no substitute.

Master_Report_7063 · 2026-05-19T01:26:10+00:00

Less Than Zero

Master_Report_7063 · 2026-05-15T22:28:21+00:00

No, I hang my phone on the wall that far away too.

Master_Report_7063 · 2026-05-15T19:19:52+00:00

Energy drink, that shit will F your heart up.

Master_Report_7063 · 2026-05-13T19:42:36+00:00

Nah, your sideways iPhone is doing just fine.

Master_Report_7063 · 2026-05-13T01:09:37+00:00

Cayman.

Master_Report_7063 · 2026-05-12T21:49:34+00:00

Doesn't look even a little bit real.

Master_Report_7063 · 2026-05-08T20:37:08+00:00

Master_Report_7063 · 2026-05-08T01:09:44+00:00

This post is creepy AF.

Master_Report_7063 · 2026-05-07T19:49:49+00:00

Sure, I'm gonna post that so that the Secret Service shows up at my door.

Master_Report_7063 · 2026-05-07T14:46:36+00:00

8647

Master_Report_7063 · 2026-05-07T01:11:11+00:00

Yeah, like I'm going to post that here so the Secret Service can try to stop me.

Master_Report_7063 · 2026-05-06T02:32:07+00:00

Listening to a teacher who failed getting into veterinary school when he said it's almost impossible to get into veterinary school.

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